Magical Soda Machine

[Malheureux]

Gets: Stuck

Inserts: An insert  

[President Kristian Fry]

Get a car

Inserts a ball of flame  

[beeiteeceeh]

Gets Burned

Inserts a husband!  

[Malheureux]

Gets: Rid of a husband

Inserts: 3 quarters, 2 dimes, a nickle and 4 pennies  

[babyshinobi]

Gets: a pay phone
Inserts: caller ID  

[iamasam]

gets no more pesky tellemarketers

inserts best friend  

[babyshinobi]

Gets: lonely without them
Inserts: advertisement for another best friend  

[Skyblue16]

Gets: a puppy
Inserts: Fleas  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Gets a flea collar.

*inserts a bird feather*  

[Reina Sweet]

gets a dog dish for my dog

inserts a bone  

[Sir_Pal]

Gets a T-Rex.

Inserts an F-22 Raptor.  

[Nadeau]

Gets air-sick.

Inserts my utility bills.  

[Skyblue16]

Gets: Poor
Inserts: Party  

[Sir_Pal]

Gets board games.

Inserts booze.  

[wizardmime]

Get: Huckleberry Sky Soda

Insert: Montana Sky, Huckleberry's and Dragon Tears