person above you is banned, why?

[Nei1]

Psyzapp is banned for having a five finger discount hat.  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Nei1 is banned for enslaving that little fairy thing.  

[QuietStorm XII]

Shadow is banned for not having enough "pets" lol blaugh  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Storm is banned for having no idea how many pets I 'don't' have. burning_eyes  

[bandaidd]

^is banned for hiding his rugged good looks behind wild things  

[shadow_dragon_13]

^is banned for being too kind and golden  

[bandaidd]

^banned for banning me. jerk.  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Im sorry, was i not supposed to ban you in the 'ban the person above you' thread? i didnt realize that my banning you would get me labbled a jerk. I think ill ban you again, for calling me a jerk. And for hiding behind all that bright gold. How is one suppose to see your beauty behind that radiance?  

[bandaidd]

^banned for not realizing that I am merely trying to break out of my "nice" image. Please don't take it personally. I've been taking b***h lessons from an expert, but I don't think I'm doing so well. crying  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Is banned for the unmentionable deed she started in the 'kill this thread' thread...  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

Shadow is banned for mentioning "unmentionable".  

[Nei1]

Dougherty is banned for discovering what the unmentionable is.  

[Psyzapp]

Nei is banned for wanting unmentionables.  

[bandaidd]

psyzapp is banned because. oh dear, i just can't ban psyzapp. someone else will have to do it. i like her waaaaay tooooooo muuuuuch.

that's it! banned for being too likeable. and banning myself to be with her.  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

*staggers into thread* banaidd issh baannnedd forr paarrnnerrinn' whi' Psyzapp ... tey diid sshomptin' tooo thoooss doooonnuzzz ... *staggers back out again*