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 Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:21 pm
Granted, but you suck and got killed by the first vampire you saw
I wish I could freeze time any time I want
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:52 pm
granted,but it gets stuck while its froze.
i wish i couldnt sing.
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:53 pm
Granted, you can't sing because you're now dead.
I wish that I was protoplasmic.
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:32 pm
granted,but your asexual
i wish i was dead.
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:16 pm
Granted, but now you are a zombie for all eternity
I wish for animals to kill all humanity
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:14 pm
Granted, but you're all the humanity they know, so they kill you and bring you back to life so they can kill you again and keep repeating the process forever.
I wish to be able to do things without them failling in epic proportions.
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:20 pm
Granted, but your fails are simply suckfails and tactical failures... not in epic proportions, but still fails.
I wish I had a knife.
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:21 pm
granted, but you accidentally cut yourself with it.
I wish I could be invisible any time I want.
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:01 am
granted but your invisibility wears off as soon as it comes into contact with air
I wish I saw the movie 9
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:39 am
granted, but you forget that you even saw it right after.
I wish I could fly on a cloud.
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:38 pm
Sure, here are your harp and halo. Have fun.
I wish something terrible would happen.
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:49 pm
Granted, ur testicles r cut off.
I wish I could get some lovin'...
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:05 pm
granted,but he presses charges
I wish i was dead,no strings attached.
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:22 pm
Granted, you die slowly and painfully over a period of 200 years.
I wish I only liked men so things wouldn`t be so damn confusing sometimes.
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:54 pm
granted,but men dont like you
i wish i could be in the show bones and not as a murderer or a victim.
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