Divorced Above Because...

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Divorced Nei1 for scoring a winning touchdown... for the other team.  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

Divorced Kanjite Knight for wanting her weapons more than me. sad  

[Ryzan Vixtul]

Divorced Dougherty because he refused to allow me to keep Tes in the basement crying  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

Divorced Ryzan because he went behind my back and snuck TES down into the basement. stare  

[Pink Fregia]

Divorced SP-O Wlm Dougherty because he does everything by the book.
 

[lady leko-chan]

divorces pink because she kept buying me pink clothes!! stressed
come on!  

[Fallicious Flavor]

divorced lady leko-chan because she was always too self absorbed.  

[Nei1]

Divorces Lucid because he is using a fan instead of the AC.  

[Fallicious Flavor]

Divorced Nei1 because she stubborly refuses to not wear pants, even in cold weather.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Divorced Lucid Realities because I can't tell if he/she is male or female.  

[Dark-Blue Zeus]

Divorce kanjite? are you insane?! SHE'S HOT! LET'S GO TO COUNSELING BAYBEH! *disqualified*  

[Pink Fregia]

divorced Dark-Blue Zeus cuz he sleeps with that mask on.  

[Nei1]

Divorces Pink for not inviting me to the party of the year.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Why would I divorce Nei?  

[Nei1]

Divorces Kanjite is being a grammar Nazi.