Why Did You marry the person above you?

[BornToPlease]

Because he 'jizzed' in his pants.  

[Don Pepperoni]

Not only because she has 2 tails, but because she has wings jutting from her head.  

[BornToPlease]

Because he liked how I combined two species into one! razz  

[Pure 3picness]

Because Im the "Best Looking Guy in Town" and I had to marry the "Best Looking Girl in Town"  

[BornToPlease]

Because we made the cutest children ever.  

[Don Pepperoni]

Because our children would be even cuter.  

[BornToPlease]

Because I liked how he thought up our future together.  

[JTN]

She completed me... seriously, she found a spare liver, lung and pancreas and installed them without any problems. 3nodding  

[BornToPlease]

He stole my heart...literally and said I had to marry him to get it back  

[Asra Karimi]

We were in Vagas And I probably had to much to drink  

[Deathfrost]

Because while he was in Vegas he was surrounded by about 8'000 girls and I thought I was marrying one of them but when I looked up, he was standing across from me... sad AUTOMATIC ANNULMENT !!!... (lol) twisted  

[BornToPlease]

Because he is already MINE and we were/are already getting married! wink biggrin  

[Deathfrost]

What she said.... heart  

[BornToPlease]

We also made quite beautiful children... heart heart heart  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"IDK she must have brainwashed me or something,because i don't renember a dang thing of me marrying her..."