The Shadow of Hyrule

[applesauce600]

Beep.  

[Cerebral Perception]

*dropkicks out the window* STFU, b*****d!!! *hangs up and waits for another call*  

[applesauce600]

*Calls the castle.*  

[Cerebral Perception]

*snipes you in the head and waits for Kibbles to call*  

[Princess Zelda21]

*cuts the phone line on sir Apple's end with Din's Fire* Idiot, leave the phone alone!  

[Cerebral Perception]

That jerk messed up my answer...  

[applesauce600]

gonk Guys, anger and hatred leads to sith-hood, the thing KBiT was against!  

[Princess Zelda21]

I know, he's really rude Jaxcam! Keep an eye on him, I really don't trust sir Apple at all! So what? We're angry at YOU sir Apple for being very rude and messing with the phone line!  

[Cerebral Perception]

*waits for call*  

[applesauce600]

Princess Zelda21

I know, he's really rude Jaxcam! Keep an eye on him, I really don't trust sir Apple at all! So what? We're angry at YOU sir Apple for being very rude and messing with the phone line!

crying crying crying  

[Heart of Madness]

. . .?  

[Princess Zelda21]

*sigh* Look, I'm sorry if I was being too harsh sir Apple, but will you please leave the phone line open in case sir Kbit calls?  

[KBiT]

*Calls*  

[Cerebral Perception]

*answers* Hello, this is a pre-recorded message, meant to tell you that you have reached the castle, but nobody's home right now, please leave a message after the beep.  

[Princess Zelda21]

*cuts Jaxcam's line with Din's Fire and answers the phone* Hello, Hyrule Castle, Zelda speaking.