Corrupt-A-Wish Game ! ☃

[BleedingInkXIII]

Wish granted. You spent ALL the money you had on video games. Have fun eating plastic and disks.

I wish...for nothing. mrgreen

 

[LordFirewall]

NOTHING??? Granted. *throws you into a dark hole of nothingness* and don't worry. my 'pets' will be entertained with you in there > : D

I wish I could do an Auto-Tune song.  

[BleedingInkXIII]

Granted. And the song turns out to be worse than Rebecca Black's "Friday."

I wish that I don't need to eat or drink and not die from it.  

[thegoodsamaritan]

Granted. But you still feel hunger and thrist. A maniac locks you in his basement for years with no food or water. You go insane. Enjoy.

I wish I had the power of mind control.  

[BleedingInkXIII]

Haha, I'm already pretty insane. mrgreen

Granted. Your mindless puppet found a way to reverse the mind control, so you're now their puppet.

And now I wish that it's colder.

 

[thegoodsamaritan]

Granted. In an isolated area- say, your immediate vicinity- the temperature drops to absolute zero. You die.

I wish for the power to manipulate and imperviousness to electricity.  

[AINGELPROJECT667]

Granted, but now you can't control your bowels.

I wish that derp was derp on the derp so derp derp derp derp derp derp derpderp derp derpderpderpderpderp derpderp derp derpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderp  

[thegoodsamaritan]

A genie takes your derping to mean you wish for death by incineration. He grants it enthusiastically.

I wish for a Mobile Suit Gundam.  

[iiRainbowUnicornz]

Wish granted . But unfortunately , your suit for apart after you 1st time wearing it .

I wish for TOMS <3  

[Cognitohazard]

TOM.... cats fall into your living room.

I wish for lemonade.  

[LordFirewall]

Granted. The lemonade is 100 years old and has turned to dust.

I wish that this wish was non-corruptible.  

[XbeyondXsavingX]

Your wish isn't corrupted, but you die.

I wish for herpes. rofl (not really)  

[thegoodsamaritan]

Wish granted. Have fun with that.

I wish for an immunity to all pathogens, diseases, and poisons.  

[Felix Avis]

Granted. The zombie apocalypse has come! You're the last person on earth... there's nobody else... nobody. You go insane and feed yourself to the zombies.

I wish that Hogwarts was real and I was a witch!