The "If...Then..." Game

[Ayame-Yuura]

.. then it wouldn't work because you have no jurisdiction. HAH! emotion_dowant

If pomegranates weren't real fruits but grenades instead...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

We'd play a game of Dodge Grenade!

If I could put time in a bottle...  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Then you would somehow doom us all. I'm not sure how, but you would...

If the moon was really made of cheese...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The US would have claimed it years ago when they landed there.


If I walked around town with a flamethrower...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd be prepared for battle.

If I were to be drunk...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

... you'd end up in an experimentation facility

If Santa desisted his foolish efforts of brainwashing the world...  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Kids would still want toys for Christmas

If money actually grew on trees  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

There would be wars over those trees.


If I peed grape juice...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I would never have anything to do with grapes again.

If I tickled Eternal Prince of Fire...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You'd get the death penalty...again.


If I pressed the big red button...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get shoved up my rear, and I wouldn't even die or get hurt.

If a**l vore were possible.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I'd make sure never to get near you again

If wafer sticks had the ability to die...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

They'd still be delicious.


If I gave you a fluoride treatment with plain flavoured fluoride...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd shoot your head off.

If we were working together to fight The Great Mighty Poo...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

... I'd probably abandon you to your fate

If a grammar nazi loses the ability to spell...