Guild PSA: Ivalice Says

[CrystBalfast]

Serana
Tipa Alchemist (Paladin)
"Let's make more stories."

*Atlantica Says 41: Stay in School*

The PSA starts with Horde Goblins crafting a Timbersaw in their Alchemist but it blows up in their faces causing them to get covered in smoke. Then Serana speaks to the viewers from outside the Horde Building as she watches the explosion from its roof.
Let that be a lesson to you at home too as there's 3 ways NOT to be stupid in life...
1. Stay in School
2. Study Hard
3. Don't forget 1 & 2! Serana said to the Viewers

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

 

[CrystBalfast]

Kithros
Spring Savannah Adventurer (Warrior)

*Atlantica Says 45: Chemical Safety*
The PSA opens with a vital of Blue Dust breaking onto the floor
Moogle: Sorry about that, kupo! I'll get that for you, Zarina!

As the Moogle attempts to clean the mess Kithros stops the Moogle and speaks to the viewers.
Slow down there! Don't do that yourself as it could be dangerous!
*Kithros uses a special mop to clean the mess up* You should NEVER clean up anything you spill unless you know its safe to do so!
Tell your Parents or Professional right away and ask them for help.
Chemical Spills can burn & poison you, even breathing them can be hazardous to your health. Kithros said to his beloved Zarina & to the viewers


Bonechewer Troll Axethrower: I've got to tell the Warchief Bossman about this... As the Troll Axethrower is not looking where he is going, he's caught in the Blue Pixie Dust Smoke and trips up.

Some Old Horde Clans just DON'T Listen... Kithros said to his sweetheart.

Queentintin

SweetSorrow101

wild and crazy thing

 

[CrystBalfast]

Sorine
Arendelle Mansion Chef (Ranger)
"I like what the Arendelle Regent has done with the place."

*Atlantica Says 49. Traveling Solo*
The PSA opens with Elsa swimming and Sorine speaking to the viewers.
You know, its NEVER a good idea to travel by yourself or in this case swim alone by yourself. If anything should happen to you, then there's no one is there to help you no matter where you are such as an Arcade, Beach, Swimming Pool, etc.
Just to name a few examples if there's no Lifeguard or Security Guard Present or on Duty, ALWAYS have a friend or relative on hand.
We see Grant using Gate to warp Elsa out of the Current.

This is called the Buddy System. When you travel to a theme park, arcade, go swimming, etc, bring along a pal or family member as its a Lifesaver for both of them. Sorine said to Elsa and the Viewers

Queentintin

Quote:

Quote:

 

[CrystBalfast]

Varian
Merman (Baltic Sea)

*Atlantica Says 64. Road Safety*
The PSA begins with Varian hitting a baseball and it lands in the road where 2 Ogre Magi are run over then speaks to Roxanne and the Viewers.
Looks like the Horde fell flat on their faces and wrong about going into the Streets. Ask your parents and friends to help you & remember, the Street is no place for playing. Varian said to Roxanne and the Viewers

*Atlantica Says 65. Library*
The PSA begins with Varian being shown a Library on land with Roxanne as he talks to Roxanne and the Viewers
Wow, Roxanne. This is amazing! Speaking of amazing, this is called a Library. At the Library, you can find books on everything and anything. Books and Novels can take you to another world such as Swords and Magic Fantasies or Prehistoric Times. So check your local listings for a Library in your area because when it comes to reading and learning, books have you covered! Varian said to Roxanne and the Viewers as he found a book on Alchemy.

Queentintin

Quote:

Quote:

 

[CrystBalfast]

Modryn
Aira Prince
"You'll never know until you see for yourself."

*Atlantica Says 28. Washing Machines & Tumble Dryers*
The PSA begins with an Eidolon, Burni, riding in Washing Machine.
Now that may seem like fun in a cartoon sense, but in real life, your mind is swept up the river.
Believe it or not, some ignorant child or person who doesn't know any better takes a ride in a washing machine or dryer every year and ends up getting hurt or drowned. It gets pretty cold and hot no matter how you look at it and those dryer fans and washing machine spin cycles can really hurt you such as breaking bones and organs.
If you think its fun to climb in a washing machine or dryer, then you're really fried and all wet.

*Atlantica Says 13. Reading*
Reading in your spare time sounds like a Prince's Favorite Past Time. Books can take you far away places & exotic lands or even show you things that are important. Its a real shame that some people have problems learning to read, if you know someone who can't read or write, ask a teacher or check your local listings for a Library in your area as all you need to do is just ask. Worlds await you in Reading.

*Atlantica Says 38. Playground & Park Safety*
The PSA starts with Modryn using gate on a Moogle to send him to safety after a Chocobo takes a slide down
You can get hurt by taking dumb chances at a playground such as blocking a slide or swing. Look & Pay Attention to what you're doing and where you're going, not to mention, watch for children. Play Safe and you'll have fun.

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

 

[CrystBalfast]

Sydori
Sunrise Spring Noble (Dragon Hawk Rider: 4th Squadron)

*Atlantica Says 12. False Marketing*
The PSA starts with Sydori watching a YDKJ Commercial for the Executive Throne
TV: You climbed the ladder of success as high as it could take you and you deserve a chair... no, a Throne worthy of your Luxury!
Executive Throne!
Made from the finest Leather and Asian Imported materials, the Executive Throne permits you to stay seated 24 Hours a Day so you won't lose any important calls thanks to its built in Teleconference System!

As much as Fake Commercials and Advertisements sound like fun in Fiction such as CD-ROM Trivia Games being the Jackbox Games Classics Library which sounds too good to be true & really fun to listen to that's made for entertainment.
In Reality, on the other hand, if something sounds too good to be true be, then it's probably false. Sydori said to the Viewers

*Atlantica Says 9. Trees & Nature*
The PSA Starts with Sydori revolted by the smell of the Horde
Uh! It smells like something that's Prehistoric Gas in the Horde Clans! But we on the other hand. *Sydori takes a smell of clean air* Much better as there's noting like the Fresh Smell of Cherry Blossoms in the Forest to clear out the Grey Matter.
The reason being that Plants & Trees make up Oxygen in their leaves for us to live and breathe as we all need Oxygen because can't live without it. If you live in a City Area, plant a Tree in your local area. If only Crystal Drops grew on Trees. Sydori said to the Viewers

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

 

[CrystBalfast]

Tantor
Spring Savanna Adventurer (Red Mage)

*Alantica Says 22: Poison Ivy*
The PSA starts with Tantor using Recovery Null Magic on Weiss and uses a back scratcher
Weiss, you and your Prince boyfriend have a case of Itching. I'll go to the Drug Store and get something to stop that itching. Listen up everyone, there may not be any chokeweeds on Earth but there's a lot of poison ivy! The best thing thing to do is stay away from it, but if you touch it and start itching, get help fast! Tantor said to Weiss and the viewers

Queentintin

Quote:

Quote:

 

[CrystBalfast]

Caliel
Evening Lake Noble (Ranger)
"The Transport Rocket's fueled up and ready."

*Alantica Says 5: Dares*
The PSA opens with Caliel seeing two Orc Grunts ready to attack a train track but the train knocks them into the water
Call it a Draw? Well, in Double Dare, it can be fun if you don't know something which leads you to getting messy. But in real life, I don't want to see anyone I know and love wiped out over a careless Dare. Play it safe in life & use your head, don't end up dead.

*Alantica Says 8: Sun Protection*
Caliel sees some Ranger girls relaxing in the sun
I see someone is looking for a good tan but you should do it the Right Way because the damage caused by one bad sunburn can lead to some serious problems & getting burned is no fun. Use Sunscreen and never stay out for TOO Long! Your Tan may take longer but you'll be more safer.

*Alantica Says 10: Wandering*
Caliel hears a roar of a Feral Dragon after wandering into one and slays the creature.
Its a good thing I've trained for this. But in Real Life, next time you wander off, always let your parents or friends know where you're going to be and when you'll be back. Bad things can happen if you don't.

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

 

[CrystBalfast]

Isran
Oriel Prince (Sage)

*Alantica Says 34: Medicine*
The PSA begins with a Goblin Alchemist dropping a bottle near a Rouge Class Adventurer
Rouge Class Adventurer: Just what I need.

Stop right this, miss. *Reads Label*
"For Nelocc Greedyfigners:
Headache Pills, take one each day with Rune Water."
*To Viewers* If you're sick and need Medicine, ask your parents or doctor to get it for you. NEVER EVER Take Medicine that does NOT belong to you as someone else's prescription can be bad for you.

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

 

[CrystBalfast]

Croma
Mushroom Kingdom Princess (Black Mage/Shiroma's Sister)
"I can use magic because I have someone to protect."

*Atlantica Says 4: Slow and Steady*
The PSA begins with Croma and some adventurers looking at the sloths then speaks to the viewers
Ranger Adventurer: They're so slow...

Everyone has something to offer.

Sloth: *Slowly* You... are... standing... in... the... swamp... do... no... panic... move... slowly... and... everything... will... be... alright...

Even you can learn to take it slow and steady from a sloth...

*Atlantica Says 62: Vandalism*
The PSA Starts with 2 Orcish Warriors pillaging a field
Wolf Raider 1: This act of Vandalism will get us on Lifestyles of the Misconduct for sure!

Croma enters via gate
Now for Lifestyles of the Stupid and Dumb Starting the Horde! Croma casts Fire2 and sends the Horde blasting off
Vandalism is VERY Stupid, Dumb and WRONG! Not to mention against the law! Croma said to the viewers

*Atlantica Says 60: Alcohol*

The PSA starts with the Horde drinking away at Skooma
Orc Grunt 1: Oh give me that! Let me try some of this Skooma stuff! *Drinks the stuff and gets drunk* Woowee!

Croma knocks the Skooma way with her staff
Stop right there, Horde! Only Orcish Hordes who never learn drink alcohol! Stay away from this stuff, viewers! Like all drugs, Skooma being narcotic alcohol is VERY Dangerous and you can get hooked, just remember that! Croma casts Fire2 and sends the Horde blasting off after the Skooma blows up in the Horde's faces akin to Looney Tunes

*Atlantica Says 56: Cheaters*
The PSA Starts with the Orcs using dirty tricks to win a fight
And like a Golden Ticket Contest from 1971. NO ONE WINS AND YOU BOTH GET NOTHING!!! YOU'SE LOSE!!! YOU AS IN PUERILE, YOU'SE, YOU ALL, BOTH OF YOU!!!
*To Viewers*
Didn't anyone tell you that Cheaters ONLY Cheat themselves?! No one can win when you cheat. Playing fair is the only way to go, win or lose in life! *To Orcs* Good bye and good ridance, sirs!

Orc: Why you horrid Sorceress! Just wait until..

I SAID "GOOD BYE & GOOD RIDANCE, SIRS!!!" *Casts Ice 2 on the Orcs and freezes them solid then talks to viewers* Remember, Cheaters NEVER Prosper!

*Atlantic Says 55: Car Safety*
Croma competes in a race with the orcs
Seatbelts. check!
The Orcs Crash and Croma wins
When you're in a car, ALWAYS remember to wear a seatbelt and never distract anyone. Play it cool and don't be a fool in a car.  

[CrystBalfast]

Croma
Mushroom Kingdom Princess (Black Mage/Shiroma's Sister)
"I can use magic because I have someone to protect."

*Atlantica Says 61: Breakfast*
The PSA begins with Croma speaking to the viewers
I skipped breakfast, Toad. So sleepy...
Toad drags Croma to Peach's Castle and feels refreshed
Your bodies need food like a car needs fuel. So have a good breakfast everyday.

*Atlantica Says 43: Stretching before exercise*
Orc Grunt: Look at her! *The Orcs see Chroma stretching before her White/Green Ranger Kata* She's easy to capture!

You, orcs. I'm ignoring! *To Viewers* Warming up before working out can keep you from getting hurt or worse. *Croma then scores a goal with the soccer ball* GOAL!!! Stretch before and after you exercise!

*Atlantica Says 40: Wild Animals*
We see a rookie adventurer feeding a squirrel
What are you doing?! He's happy because he's insane! They could bite you! Never touch or pick up a wild or feral animal or even an animal you don't know.
You might scare it and cause it to bite you to protect itself from harm. Play it safe with animals you don't know and always be gentle and don't touch them.

*Atlantica Says 54: Cooking Safety*
The PSA starts with the Orcs cooking with gas and get burned then washed away with a Water 3 Spell
Didn't anyone tell you that you should never cook without supervision?! And that goes the same for you at home, viewers! NEVER use the Stove, Toaster or Mircowave without your parents permission!

*Atlantica Says 31: Riptides*
Toad takes a dive but Croma rescues him
You can't go swimming in that! Stay away from currents and riptides in Rivers & Beaches. Always swim with an adult nearby. Swim Fun and safe.