Things You've Never Hear From KH Characters.

[TheSilentSchemerZ3R0]

Jisen Meizuki

You can even make a dialogue too. Like this:

*Zexion is giving instructions to Marluxia and Demyx*
Xigbar: *comes up behind Zexion* Hey, Zexion.
Zexion: stare What is it, Number Two?
Xigbar: You know you have the ability to sense people's presence by their scents, right?
Zexion: Yes.......
Xigbar: Well, I wanna know what I smell like.
Zexion: stare You're kidding, right?
Xigbar: Nope, I'm serious. So what do I smell like?
Zexion: Gunpowder.
Marluxia: Well, what about me?
Zexion: Flowers.
Demyx: Or me?
Zexion: Ocean.
Xigbar: Well, what about Axel?
Zexion: Smoke and charcoal.
Marluxia: Or what about Lexeaus?
Zexion: Mud.
Demyx: Or Xaldin?
Zexion: Air freshener.
Xigbar: *raises his left arm* Well, what about my armpit? What does it smell like?
Zexion: O.o
Marluxia: *goes up to Zexion's face* Or my breath?
Zexion: stressed
Demyx: *stick his tuss in the air* Or even my a-
Zexion: scream ENOUGH!!!
Xigbar, Marluxia, and Demyx: eek
Zexion: scream I had it! I have enough of your nonsense! Just because I have the ability to sense people's presence through scent, doesn't mean I'm your bloody bloodhound!!! ..................
Everyone:.......................
Xigbar: So, what does "Mansex's" scent smell?
Zexion: stare Do you really want to know?

haha this is freaking funny!  

[TheSilentSchemerZ3R0]

wow... all of this stuff is funny stuff! keep it up guys xd  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Xigbar:*walks up to the weight scale*
Demyx: Hey Xiggy, whacha doing?
Xigbar: I'm checking my weight.
Demyx: Really? How much did you weight?*looks at the scale*
Scale: 156 lbs.
Demyx:Man, you weight light.
Xigbar: Better than you.
Demyx: mad Are you calling me fat?
Xigbar: As if. Why don't you try it and see? *steps off the weight scale*
Demyx: Don't mind if I do. *steps on the scale to see his weight, but unnotices that Xigbar's foot tipped on the scale*
Scale: 478 lbs.
Demyx: eek Wha......... gonk I'm fat!!!!
Xigbar:*walks away, snickering*

Truth be told, I really don't know how much they weight. I just put it as guessing to use Xigbar's power.  

[Keyblade Ninja]

Axel: hey guys!
Larxene: i'm a girl
Axel: whatever manlyman anyways, guess what? i found xemnas's diary
Luxord: you serious!
Axel: hell yea i'm serious!
Marluxia: then what are you guys waiting for? open it and we'll know his deep dark secrets ^o_o^~>
Larxene: wow.. nothing new nor exciting here..
Axel: there's nothing here cept some writing about some research..
Demyx: oooh! oooh! i found out something interesting! there's a scribble here!
Marluxia: what does it say?
Demyx: it's says HE ART.. WTF"S A HE ART?
Lurxord: That says HEART you dumbass...
Marluxia: are you sure you got his diary?
Axel: heh.. i probably got his notes by mistakes. my bad sweatdrop
Luxord: but he doesn't play music
Demyx: unlike me *plays on sitar*
Larxene: *zaps demyx* i love you science... water + electricity = BAD xd
axel: ...
larxene: ....
Luxord: ....
Demyx: ... HEY I KNOW HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A PILLOW FIGHT!
everyone: .................................*crickets*................
Luxord: HEY I KNOW HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A PILLOW FIGHT!
everyone: yeah that sounds good... yeah 3nodding
Demyx: HEY.. why didn't i think of that?.. cry  

[Keyblade Ninja]

Got this from a Bleach icon xd

Sora: XEMNAS LET'S FIGHT!
Xemnas: hmm? b*****d... WHEN DID YOU REACH FINAL FORM???!
Sora: LAST NIGHT! .....WITH YOUR SISTER!
Xemnas: ... omg  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Keyblade Ninja

Got this from a Bleach icon xd

Sora: XEMNAS LET'S FIGHT!
Xemnas: hmm? b*****d... WHEN DID YOU REACH FINAL FORM???!
Sora: LAST NIGHT! .....WITH YOUR SISTER!
Xemnas: ... omg

eek  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

I'm baaack... *creepy background music*

Sora: Hey! Do you have the time?
Davis(A.K.A. me): WOW!!! ITS SORA!!! Can you show me your Keyblade?
Sora: Sure! *summons Keyblade*
Davis: COOL!!! Can I show you something? *pulls out G Blade*
Sora: ... I'LL SUE YOU FOR PLAGIARISM!!! scream
Davis: WHAT?!?!?!?! But it wasn't my idea cry  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

... did I ruin this thread? confused ?  

[Jisen Meizuki]

TwilightDavis

... did I ruin this thread? confused ?

Nope, it just that some of us ran out of ideas to say. sweatdrop  

[dante_sparta]

MOST_WANTED_MAN XP

Jisen Meizuki

You can even make a dialogue too. Like this:

*Zexion is giving instructions to Marluxia and Demyx*
Xigbar: *comes up behind Zexion* Hey, Zexion.
Zexion: stare What is it, Number Two?
Xigbar: You know you have the ability to sense people's presence by their scents, right?
Zexion: Yes.......
Xigbar: Well, I wanna know what I smell like.
Zexion: stare You're kidding, right?
Xigbar: Nope, I'm serious. So what do I smell like?
Zexion: Gunpowder.
Marluxia: Well, what about me?
Zexion: Flowers.
Demyx: Or me?
Zexion: Ocean.
Xigbar: Well, what about Axel?
Zexion: Smoke and charcoal.
Marluxia: Or what about Lexeaus?
Zexion: Mud.
Demyx: Or Xaldin?
Zexion: Air freshener.
Xigbar: *raises his left arm* Well, what about my armpit? What does it smell like?
Zexion: O.o
Marluxia: *goes up to Zexion's face* Or my breath?
Zexion: stressed
Demyx: *stick his tuss in the air* Or even my a-
Zexion: scream ENOUGH!!!
Xigbar, Marluxia, and Demyx: eek
Zexion: scream I had it! I have enough of your nonsense! Just because I have the ability to sense people's presence through scent, doesn't mean I'm your bloody bloodhound!!! ..................
Everyone:.......................
Xigbar: So, what does "Mansex's" scent smell?
Zexion: stare Do you really want to know?

rofl rofl rofl

i second that..... rofl rofl rofl  

[dante_sparta]

Sora: Knock knock
Axel: Whos there?
Sora: Banana
Axel: Banana who
Sora: Knock knock
Axel: Whos there?
Sora: Banana
Axel: Banana who
Sora: Knock knock
Axel: Whos there?!!
Sora: Orange
Axel: Orange who
Sora: Orange you glad i didn't say banana again.
Axel: BURN THE BANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora:..... stare it was just a joke man stare
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(battle with xemnas)
Sora: you like apples?
Xemnas: sure....i guess. why?
Sora sad smacks xemnas in the face) how you like them apples
Kirby: I like apples
riku, sora, and xemnas in unison: SHUT UP KIRBY!!!!!!!!!!
kirby: eek eek crying crying crying crying  

[dante_sparta]

Keyblade Ninja

Axel: hey guys!
Larxene: i'm a girl
Axel: whatever manlyman anyways, guess what? i found xemnas's diary
Luxord: you serious!
Axel: hell yea i'm serious!
Marluxia: then what are you guys waiting for? open it and we'll know his deep dark secrets ^o_o^~>
Larxene: wow.. nothing new nor exciting here..
Axel: there's nothing here cept some writing about some research..
Demyx: oooh! oooh! i found out something interesting! there's a scribble here!
Marluxia: what does it say?
Demyx: it's says HE ART.. WTF"S A HE ART?
Lurxord: That says HEART you dumbass...
Marluxia: are you sure you got his diary?
Axel: heh.. i probably got his notes by mistakes. my bad sweatdrop
Luxord: but he doesn't play music
Demyx: unlike me *plays on sitar*
Larxene: *zaps demyx* i love you science... water + electricity = BAD xd
axel: ...
larxene: ....
Luxord: ....
Demyx: ... HEY I KNOW HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A PILLOW FIGHT!
everyone: .................................*crickets*................
Luxord: HEY I KNOW HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A PILLOW FIGHT!
everyone: yeah that sounds good... yeah 3nodding
Demyx: HEY.. why didn't i think of that?.. cry

poor guy  

[dante_sparta]

Kairi Saka

A Day in the H K

season 1: episode 4

Cloud: eek .........
Tifa: Oh come on cloud your like it.
Aerith: Yea cloud, its two girls asking you.
Tifa: and here I thought guys would to have two girls.
Cloud: th-thats not i-it.
Tifa: well what is it, cloud, dont you want to play with two girls?
Aerith: Maybe he is scared?
Tifa: scared of what?
Aerith: well he has been stearing in horror at the front of the hounted house sens we got here.
Cloud: scream I'm not afrade!
Tifa: then why are your knees shakeing?
Cloud: well that, I mean that is........ uhhh....... *turns and runs away*
Tifa: aww damn, he got away.

Too Be Continued...

man. cloud is dumb  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

dante_sparta

Sora: Knock knock
Axel: Whos there?
Sora: Banana
Axel: Banana who
Sora: Knock knock
Axel: Whos there?
Sora: Banana
Axel: Banana who
Sora: Knock knock
Axel: Whos there?!!
Sora: Orange
Axel: Orange who
Sora: Orange you glad i didn't say banana again.
Axel: BURN THE BANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora:..... stare it was just a joke man stare
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(battle with xemnas)
Sora: you like apples?
Xemnas: sure....i guess. why?
Sora sad smacks xemnas in the face) how you like them apples
Kirby: I like apples
riku, sora, and xemnas in unison: SHUT UP KIRBY!!!!!!!!!!
kirby: eek eek crying crying crying crying

HAAAAAYYY!!! DON'T BAG ON KIRBY!!! (my best character in SSBM...)  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Axel:*practicing his fighting skills*
*Geyser pops out of nowhere*
Axel: eek
*More geysers pop out*
Axel:*tries to dodge away from the geysers and sees Demyx playing the sitar*
Axel:*kicks Demyx* scream Dammit, Demyx! What's the hell your problem?
Demyx: My problem? I don't have a problem. I was just playing my sitar.
Axel: You idiot! You nearly kill me with your water power.
Demyx: I did? *looks behind Axel to see puddles* Oh....... redface Oops.
Axel: Now why the hell were you playing your sitar?
Demyx: Well..... I saw you dancing so I thought you might need some music.
Axel: Dancing? You idiot, I wasn't dancing. I was practicing my fighting skills.
Demyx: Really?
Axel: Yeah.
Demyx: Then why do we call you, "The Flurry of Flaming Dances"?
Axel: stare .................