corrupt a wish

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, I stop for while but then realise you just screwed up my name, leaving out the E I ain't japanese, but that would be nice... I wish I could get a box of Krotchy O's... yeah.  

[Powerpeon]

Granted. A bunch of strongmen with shiny, metal, spiky boots come out of nowhere, and before presenting you with a donut or two, kick you in the crotch.

I wish I had a nice, juicy, sandwich!  

[ChaoticCatDemon]

Granted, but the sandwich is extremely spoiled, covered in fungus that comes alive and tries to eat you..

I wish I had a Wii.. crying  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, but the bathroom is out of order. I wish these "Casual Games" would stop being produced.  

[Powerpeon]

Granted, but this boards suddenly becomes dull and redundant; with that, you'll suddenly begin to beg that the wish had not been granted, but since the genies these days are pedantic as any other bureaucrats, and refuse your wish to revoke your previous wish. The process loops several times over.

I wish that the world spun the other way.  

[Supar Ingimon]

You have no idea what a Casual Game is don't you? Never the less, granted, but soon it begins to pour and for some reason the Christians turn gay, and Gays turn into Charmeleon, then the Charmeleons turn to mush since their cards, pixles, and book images.
I wish I have industrial strenght Speakers.  

[ChaoticCatDemon]

Granted, but then everything would be reversed, even words would be backwards.

I wish I had my orginal IM program back on my laptop.  

[Bokken_Sword]

Granted but in the process of getting it back you contract leporacy from an monkey and your hands fall off.

I wish I could unleash a nuclear holocaust apon the world.
(Try corrupting that one XD)  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, you released K-fed's newest album, and once again no one bought it. I wish I could set something ABLAZE!  

[Christian Monroe]

Your wish is granted. But you set your town on fire and now your getting the death sentance. I WISH I COULD DRAW AMAZINGLY AWESOME LIKE!!!  

[Powerpeon]

Granted, but your only awesome drawing skill comes in handy when people want to draw LIKE, the word on something. You are eventually arrested for vandalism when a cop mistakes one of your murals of the word "LIKE" on a brick wall in a bad neighborhood for graffiti.

I wish I didn't have to pay to play on Xbox Live nor MMORPGs other than Guild Wars  

[ChaoticCatDemon]

Granted, but then your Xbox blows up, releasing all of the villlians from your games, with the goal of killing you... ninja

I wish I had the new Nightwish album..  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Granted, but I acciendtly scratched it gonk

I wish I had a heal!  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted. You grow an extra foot on your right leg.
I wish I could have lucid dreams.