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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:13 pm
Granted, but it eats you.
I wish for nothing.
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:22 pm
Granted, but your wish for nothing is interpreted as a wish for nothingness, and a black hole sucks up everything.
I wish for world peace!
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 10:05 pm
Granted. World peace is here, but it lasts all of three seconds. Tsk, tsk, you've really gotta specify a time frame and duration for these things.
I wish to invent a yummier salad.
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 10:07 pm
Granted, but it gives you an awful stomach ache, and you stay up all night throwing it back up.
I wish that I could see in the dark! Edit: For forever!
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 1:14 am
Granted, but you can't see in the light now.
I wish was a yard gnome.
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:43 am
Wish granted but the garbage truck runs over you.
I wish I was at camp right now.
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 2:02 pm
♥ ur at camp, but theres an invasion of bees and poison ivy with no cabin in sight xD
I wish I was the next American Idol xD ♥
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 5:14 pm
granted but after a day ure throat got sore and ure lungs explodes a week later i wish for a set of paints....
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 5:20 pm
you get the paints but you spill them all over your new favorite shirt
I wish for a miniture horse (that doesn't die and is not evil or mean)
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 5:34 pm
k granted but wen u sit on it, it will break its back n become paralzed i wish for a chair.....
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 11:58 pm
Granted, but it's broken. I wish my leg would wiggle. x3
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:55 am
It falls off.
I wish I had a banana.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:25 pm
granted but monkeys killedc u 4 it i wish for a board.........
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:58 pm
♥ ur board gives u oober splinters xD
i wish for a new episode of Bleach ((ill slap the ***** that says anything bout Bleach turnin on me ;O)) ♥
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 5:47 pm
Granted, but it turns out to be a Clorox Bleach advertisement. xD
I wish I could wish for something that no one could corrupt in any possible way. lol
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