ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[leizlrox]

because i painted it like that.
why does my mouse have a light below it?  

[Sorentine]

Because if it didn't it would be blind.

Why do people say the toaster came first when it was obiously the toast?  

[music girl_123456]

it was because the toaster was an easy way of making toast... so people thought that the first piece of toast came from the first toaster, most likely cuz they thought the toaster was the only way to make toast

how come people can walk?  

[whatagirl]

because they thought crawling is too babyish

Why did Whoopie go on a diet?  

[Dyzzi]

whatagirl

because they thought crawling is too babyish

Why did Whoopie go on a diet?

haven't you heard of a Whoopie Cushion? well, she wanted a better namesake >_<

how did I trip and fall when I was sitting on a chair?  

[ch0c0l4t3str4wb3rrYp0ckY]

cuz the ninja s were out to get youuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUU
why is polysics gooodddd??  

[music girl_123456]

cuz no one cares

why do we live on earth?  

[T i f a]

If I'm ever in trouble, my hero will come and rescue me.

Because the other planets don't like us.

Why isn't jumbo shrimp big like its name suggests?

I want to experience that at least once.

 

[Rsynexaea]

Cause it's full name is Sir Leon Mcscruffle DeSanjo Jumbo the 3rd

Why do trees have bark if they are silent?  

[Kyokuzu-Okami]

Cause they went mute when they were born.

Why can't I think of a decent question?

 

[41flavors]

because i ate your brain:]

if i were a shoe, why would i be a shoe?  

[Kyokuzu-Okami]

Because I said so! xD

Why did Optimus Prime die in the 1986 Transformers movie? crying

 

[Rsynexaea]

'Cause he was emo and killed himself

Why do you break mirrors with your face? *ooooh! burnage!*  

[PiNkYrAcCoOn]

Cause im that pretty^^

Why does the evil monkey in my closet hate me?  

[bchb0y]

They're not evil monkeys .. It's the boogeyman..

What was I going to ask?