Never ending story......

[Tenshi Tarento]

Anyway, back to the story.
While you were attacking the mutant oranges, this random cookie came up to you and...  

[squid-taco]

Tried to bite you but you...  

[Anime Strawberry Cake]

chased it away with popcorn bags! MUAHAHAHAHA! XDDD  

[shnarf9892]

...which it ate. It turns out the buttery oil residue is a very nutritious and delicious part of the monster's diet. It growls at you, your hands covered in the buttery popcorn oil. You...  

[KioKy112]

scream like a little girl and run away. it catches up to u and it...  

[Tenshi Tarento]

Meows and licks the buttery oil off your hands and then...  

[lesainteamy]

falls over, sick from all the extra trans fat, and then, suddenly, it. . .  

[duckies-and-doggies]

...realized that the package didn't label the amount of trans fat properly. It then consults it's lawyer to sue the popcorn company but you...  

[Promising Lies]

..Call in Chuck Norris to take it out...

 

[duckies-and-doggies]

...and find out he's too busy playing pinball with Edmund, so the lawyer...  

[The Wandering Caretaker]

rubs around in fast motion to Benny Hill chase music  

[Tenshi Tarento]

and yells, "Mommy" to a random Gaian walking by  

[The Wandering Caretaker]

then jumps around a tree and hides as he regains his breath from all the running around that he just did.  

[Tenshi Tarento]

The lawyer realizes he's hungry and so then he  

[Mai Kousaka]

Tries to eat the cookie but it makes a run for it and...