Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he brought over too many girly men...that I had to feed  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Actually you bring them here..."
She Insisted she wanted me in the same coffin... Would you?  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

"no, I only need one thing from them...your the one that hangs out with them"
he would always erase my Tivo ..and I always missed my favorite shows  

[StrikeFreedomX10]

threw out all my ciggarets and beer
then started making me WORK  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

there could only be one deadbeat and thats me  

[[ Loor ]]

She neglected our bed. wink jkjk  

[Chaton Atomique]

She forgot our 3 year - 4 month - 29 day anniversary.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she stole my Kool-Aid  

[-MysticCherri-]

she stole my bike  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He stole my favorite Dragon  

[Living Ink]

She whistled all the time, and I prefer the silence of space.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he was always off in space  

[xI Azumi Ix]

I was scared she was going to divorse me next, she had so many ex husbands and wives
XD  

[-MysticCherri-]

she ate my snapdragon.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he tried to take my babies from me