Never ending story......

[Hiwiwy]

...gets run over by a passing hoard of zebras..  

[Jexams]

Then a magical koala stole the cookie...  

[Ouka_Woof]

and then the koala sold the stolen cookie for a million gold in the market place =P  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

With the gold, he spent it on...  

[The Wandering Caretaker]

a never ending amount of hot pockets  

[MistressHaruhi]

then he found out they weren't hot pockets but...  

[KawaiiBrielle]

but it was a choco hot pockets rofl  

[CresentMoon14]

the koala then tried to eat the choco hot pockets then...  

[333sama333]

tossed them in the air and said...  

[The Wandering Caretaker]

"BUTTER TOAST WILL RULE THE WORLD"  

[333sama333]

Than started to juggle the choco hot pockets.  

[Yreduasp]

which rapidly inflated as  

[The Wandering Caretaker]

Root beer floats  

[Tenshi Tarento]

rained down from the sky and bonked random, innocent Gaians who  

[habitualParadoxifier]

Shot strwaberry waffles at the ground. The waffles then...