Why did you divorce the person above you?

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Her "babies" were killer bats o.o  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she was trying to hunt my little imp  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Just because of my raven squaked she tried to kill it...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

"I needed my feathers some how"

he refused to sail around the world in a bathtub with me  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"The bathtub would sink!"
She got rid of my bed so i had to sleep in her coffin,i woke up with alot of chiped fangs...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He never took off his mask...I was starting to think it wasnt him at certain times...turns out he paid someone to hang around me with the same mask so I wouldn't notice.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"How did you find out anyways?"
She wanted me to take off my mask;If i did that i would have been drowned by fotografers and maybe even Fan girls...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

"the blood wasnt the same"
he was really conceited lol  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Would you for one day stop draining the blood out of someone?"
She killed Porkers...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he porked porkers
"and fine I'll try but im addicted..its not going to be easy"  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"This pig ain't porkers,it was that bunny over that you killed that i,For some reason called it Porkers..."
Her addiction had scared the hell out of my friends..  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He was an enabler
and named animals with other animals name  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"whats wrong with that? besides the confusion..."
She did not understand me.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he went missing for a week then I found him in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

(you know that is something i would do... kinda...)
She was always having fun when i was looked her castle...