Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Windyful]

Because he was too cool for me. (x3)  

[Asra Karimi]

she was not a wolf  

[-MysticCherri-]

i don't like bestiality.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he casted a spell on me that backfired  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

its the coffin thing again...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because my horoscope told me too  

[[ Loor ]]

Because she reads horoscopes.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Evil plus Rainbows? Noooooo thank you  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he killed my dog crying  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She kept Biting me.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he killed too many bills  

[xI Azumi Ix]

she always argued with her ex husband and never seemed to notice me.  

[Pure 3picness]

her tail showed she was part werewolf  

[xI Azumi Ix]

he had a problem with me being a wolf.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She kept yelling"Supa Hawaii Desu!(translation:Soo Cute!) Everytime she saw a puppy. Yes i like them but when you keep shouting that, IT GETS ANNOYING!!!