what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[KBiT]

@Zelda: I am sorry your highness; if you ever need to talk about your troubles, I'll be more than happy to lend you an ear

@Jaxcam: Much appreciated

@Joker: Ha ha! Now you face a master Redeye Knight!  

[applesauce600]

I defeated a whole room of vampires, so taking one robot out will be nothing. I know their comparative strengths from the water and Olympic fights between Durem and Akea.
 

[Jade Ruby]

*the wolf snorts at you, glad that you stopped the electrocution but annoyed still at having seen it in the first place and starts to walk off*  

[Cerebral Perception]

But I beat an half a million zombies, when you couldn't beat one, Joker. And that was only at 1/56 power.  

[Princess Zelda21]

*lays head back down on the pillow and closes eyes, tears falling down face, sighing wearily*  

[Jade Ruby]

*walks toward the guest room, but hears crying*
... do you... need anything, princess?  

[KBiT]

*Sits down on edge of bed and pats Zeldas head*

Please your highness; you know that you can trust me with anything  

[applesauce600]

jaxcam

But I beat an half a million zombies, when you couldn't beat one, Joker. And that was only at 1/56 power.

That was before I became Ron Bruise. Instead of lying like I would have if I was still Joker, I'll tell you that I was hiding in a closet. The truth is I didn't want to betray my own kind. Thank goodness I stopped being a zombie and became the perfect man when I rid(ded) myself of my bad thetans.  

[Cerebral Perception]

*erases you from existence*  

[Princess Zelda21]

*sobs* I'm worried... my father doesn't seem to be himself lately...  

[Jade Ruby]

PulchritudinousFartJoker

jaxcam

But I beat an half a million zombies, when you couldn't beat one, Joker. And that was only at 1/56 power.

That was before I became Ron Bruise. Instead of lying like I would have if I was still Joker, I'll tell you that I was hiding in a closet. The truth is I didn't want to betray my own kind. Thank goodness I stopped being a zombie and became the perfect man when I rid(ded) myself of my bad thetans.

O.o perfect? *coughs*  

[Cerebral Perception]

Nobody's perfect. Least of all, you, Joker.  

[KBiT]

The King?
How is he acting that is not himself?  

[Cerebral Perception]

Princess Zelda21

*sobs* I'm worried... my father doesn't seem to be himself lately...

He wandered into the Tsukiyomi forest, didn't he?  

[applesauce600]

Your comments and coughs cannot bother a man with no bad thetans.

@Zel: Is he acting as if a prince of darkness is controlling him?