Why did you divorce the person above you?

[axeltheflame]

she was too plain... she also dissed lil Michale Jackson *moon walks*  

[Earth Sensei]

I couldn't understand he's decaying process because I can still clearly see the bones but he has black skin yet he's head is unaffected

 

[axeltheflame]

he couldnt understand my body like rose could! *runs off crying*  

[lady galatea le elixir]

he looks like he hadnt taken a shower in 2 weeks and instead of doing so,he went to a pub and drunk his butt off causing him to turn disgustingly blue  

[axeltheflame]

she kept starting forest fires  

[Symarea]

HE ATE ALL MY COOKIES!! gonk  

[Dr Mangosteen]

Refused to stop heating my coffee up by shooting lasers at it.  

[Symarea]

Didn't understand that heating coffee with lasers was better for her health!  

[BigEvilPacman]

she got eaten by a shark she gave a lazer to  

[axeltheflame]

he didnt like the fact that im a furry...  

[Metal Soulhunter]

He was too poor for us! :]  

[Symarea]

He never let me see his face and he never trusted me...  

[axeltheflame]

>.> psst...hey....i found out... that she has star wars on the brain....  

[Symarea]

I found out those sexy horns were really fake! crying  

[engineer-of-doom]

She already bought lillies for my funeral.