The red chair

[KBiT]

*Travels to the underworld after his execution and, after winning a reincarnation on Blackjack, steals the chair and returns to the living world*  

[jhanez]

*ascends and goes to the living world now taking the chair with me to the heavens*

(I forgot I'm white right now and I'm a *her*)  

[KBiT]

Jury-rigs his telescope into a primitive beam weapon and shoots her down, collecting the chair from the crash site*
Sorry; I really like this chair
*Sits on chair on flatbed car on moving train reading book*  

[dragonboy30303]

These are my...

*gets an army of ice monsters to tear you limb from limb, steals chair, and now its all mine twisted *

...My final thoughts

 

[jhanez]

orders a group of cold blooded vampires after you to steal the chair
and hide it in my closet full of monsters  

[ItsStillSuppie]

The Dark Mistress leaned into your ear and whispered....

~uses my ice crystals to kill the monsters and takes the chair to Chowder's secret hiding place~ ninja

...and then She melted slowly into the shadows.

 

[jhanez]

knows Chowder's hiding place so takes it with ease
and throws chair to the null void  

[KBiT]

Grabs the chair when he respawns and hides it in the Gold Beach oasis  

[jhanez]

orders Dunslam to get it for me and asks the Zurg to hide for me  

[fire axel 08]

i just take the chair and hide it in the "anchent training grounds of the 1000 cursed springs." but not before making sure i dont fall into any of the springs.  

[KBiT]

Uses a map acquired from Fire Axel in another thread to locate the chair and escape the area unharmed and fastens it to the underside of an airship in transit  

[GoldenFraggle]

The engine of the airship however has been possessed by the vengeful spirits of certain wood-workers and they send you and the airship plummeting to your doom ! The chair miraculously survives and floats on the ocean for three days until it washes up on the Jersey Shore where I find it and hide it deep in the Pine Barrens !  

[KBiT]

Tracking the chair with the help of a GPS locator beacon secreted away in one of the legs; I navigate the Pine Barrens and retrieve it, only to have no idea how to get out
Should've dropped breadcrumbs  

[ThornySinger]

I had read your description thoroughly and discovered after tracking it, you left it vulnerable and did not claim it. Coming out of my house in the Pine Barrens, I find a red chair that looks mighty comfy to me, with a strange person I've never seen before. While I take the chair, I manage to kick you hard into a bottomless pit. Poor, poor soul.

*sits on chair beside home*