Why Did You marry the person above you?

[BornToPlease]

He was confused on how we got married, so I remarried him to help his memory.  

[Deathfrost]

because she gives me nice things... wink  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because he typed in cyan  

[Deathfrost]

because she liked to eat my 'cookies'... rofl  

[Niko Narshe]

cause he was easy to hunt down if i lost him  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

she had darkness in her life but was actually kind at times. Sort of like me.  

[Niko Narshe]

cause a guy in a mask is very cute to me  

[Deathfrost]

because you never say no to a lady in uniform...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because he promised to find me a rare crystal apple  

[Niko Narshe]

just look at her....slippers  

[Guardian Hollow Hunter]

Were both hollows  

[iiGLaDOS]

Because he/she looks like Germany! ; D

EDIT:

No Wait D:

MICHEAL JACKSON!  

[Deathfrost]

Because she was unable to kill me... twisted  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because he loved chocolate and kittens