The "If...Then..." Game

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd be laughing at them as they tried to spell.

If she's gone where the goblins go...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

.. she's dead

If the bed intruder was never found...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

...then someone probably killed that person and secretly disposed of the body. Good riddance.


If I told you that you needed a root canal...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd be shaking.

If I bit your finger for giving me a root canal...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...I'd b***h slap you senseless repeatedly and beat every good tooth out of you.

If I beat Borikun to death....  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd tell you a good place to dispose of the body.


If I gave you a root canal...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I would make a bad pun.

If the pink blanket was a spy...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd tell you to stop smoking weed.


If I flossed your teeth with an electric flosser.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You kill us all.

If the world died.

(((I like that response eternal)))  

[Valiant Fenris]

Id call Casshern

What if there was no power for ze teleporter?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Then you need new batteries.


If I drilled your teeth blindfolded...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd tell you something nasty, but my mouth would be too full.

If I kicked you in the crotch...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

....I'd kick you back.... And stomp on it thrice D:<

If pie never associated with the word 'die'...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

then pie would be good.

If I ate Miss Piggy...  

[The Icy Dice]

Miss Piggy would faint
If I would flash my geekiness then I'd get some Pie...