Why Not Cafe Hangout

[Ninja Rin666]

*Pokes head inside door*

lol sweatdrop

*leaves slowly*

 

[ZimbuTessen]

Ninja Rin666

*Pokes head inside door*

lol sweatdrop

*leaves slowly*

Staaaaaaay..... Welcome to the Freak factory. We're all weirdos here. Have a drink, what can I get you?  

[Ninja Rin666]

ZimbuTessen

Staaaaaaay..... Welcome to the Freak factory. We're all weirdos here. Have a drink, what can I get you?

That's a relief, I was beginning to think that all of you were normal. xd

Sure, I'll have a drink. What's on the menu?

 

[ZimbuTessen]

Blink. Menu? Well.... Um. I never knew we had one. It's much more fun to just make whatever the customer wants.  

[Ninja Rin666]

Allllrighty then......

Hmmm.....

How about a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster?

 

[ZimbuTessen]

Antenna twitch, eyes narrow, and slyly grins. You just ordered my specialty.


Portable bar pops up, with many ingredients. Takes the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit. Pours into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V. Allows three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost). Allows four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it. Floats a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract over the back of a silver spoon. Drops in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Sprinklea Zamphuor. Adds an olive.

Slides onto bar.

Thar ya go.  

[Ninja Rin666]

Smiles, greatly impressed. "Thanks, man."

Takes a drink, then suddenly, flails around wildly on the stool. Brains feeling like they were smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

"Gah!" Sits up as if nothing happened, and smiles again. "Well done. Just like my mom used to make." and just for that, gives an extra tip.

 

[ZimbuTessen]

Bows, not one of those suckers who payment is 'the happiness of the customer.'

Glad you enjoy it. I traveled with a clone of the man who made that drink. So if you ever need some... otherworldly delights, I'm your alien.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

*puts a black hole in a martini shaker and shakes it*

.... and that was the cerebral perception

 

[Ayame-Yuura]

Wait! Zimbu's an alien?!! Pppishha!

Forget it! Double down! Gimme my usual! Rum-poison. Add something.... special today. Up to you what it'd be. 3nodding  

[ZimbuTessen]

You'd know that if anyone had bothered to ask. Fixes the drink and slides it over. 180 proof rum, and Botulinum poison. Wish a dash of mint.  

[-X-_snow_witch_ -X-]

-Starts doing the running man with disco arm while headbanging-

 

[Cerebral Perception]

*bakes a chocolate creme pie*  

[Ayame-Yuura]

*catches the drink and sips* Mmm... Good. Always a good mix with you around, Zimbu! *raises glass and chugs it down* By the way, the avatar is looking fancy today, huh, Zimbu? *looks over to the corner* ....Snowy. dramallama  

[ZimbuTessen]

Like I would ever serve you something ordinary.

And everyones avatars are looking good. I might have to update mine soon... maybe rocker... maybe something barnd new...