Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[leonardo0003]

YOU DIDNT ANSWER THE QUESTION!

and no your getting dumber and dumber

Y does the monkey hate me?  

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Because he's becoming an evil monkey that lives in your closet.

Why am I bored? D:  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

because i'm currently entertained

what possessed me to room with two of my crazy friends? (dear lord, they're nuts!)  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

a ghost that soon will consume your soul!

why am i still procrastinating?  

[Cri-chi]

because you ran when you saw my pet monkey.


Why does my dog bark whenever she hears the faintest little noise?  

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Because your dog robbed a bank, and he think everyone's out to get him.

Why do I fell like this Ginger Ale is going to come out of my eye sockets every time I take a sip?
(Which hurts more than coming out of your nose. x_x)

 

[-XxRAINBOW_WOLFxX-]

Because it is.

What is IT?  

[-The Insane Faerie-]

International
Turtle.

What do I have stuck in my throat now? gonk  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

A monkey wrench.

Why is there a skateboarder near my house?  

[Cri-chi]

because he loves flying to various places on his skateboard. And your house is one of those places.

Why do people get taller?  

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Because they all suck.

Why does my dog love to steal towels? gonk  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

to see the entertainment of you trying to get it back

why did the DVD player have to break!?  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

because it hates you.. jk!

why do people get sick?  

[Cri-chi]

so that when people ask them how they are, they can reply saying "FULLY SICK MATE!" ... heh

Why is "why" spelt w-h-y?