corrupt a wish

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted... one, two Fredd's comming for you...
I wish I couldn't get cavaties.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted. You get gingivitis instead.


I wish I knew why the chicken crossed the road.  

[Bokken_Sword]

Granted but you are struck in the head with a very improperly placed spoon and get temporary amnesia causing you to forget why the chicken crossed the road.

I wish the person below me would explode.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, I had pent up anger and exploded on your parents and I blamed it on you, and now they're super pissed at you.


I wish I had the Gold Prince's Rapier... crying  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but when it was handed to you, your right hand was sliced off.

I wish I had a flying mouse.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Granted, but it was a RAT. Not a MOUSE

I wish there was pie...  

[Meppe92]

granted, but I ungrant your wish in few seconds

I wish I won on the arena  

[Dasherfay]

Granted, but after getting your prize the judges realize they had made a mistake and take your prize away.

I wish my mom would let me have more kitties..  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but you end up spending a crapload of money taking care of them.
I wish I had a magic gold and scarlet and silver pocketwatch.  

[Bokken_Sword]

Granted but shortly after receiving those items you are hit by a bus and fall into a coma.

I wish nothing bad would happen to me  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but you get bored after a while.
I wish people would stop buying into the scam that being a walking skeleton makes you pretty.  

[Bokken_Sword]

Granted the walking skeletons put on fat suits.

I wish the person below me would give me 60000000000000 gold.  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, I gave you 60000000000000 gold, but it was multiplied by 0!
I wish I could make multiplecolors appear in front of me, like those blacklight poster.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

granted, but you suddenly go colorblind from the colors...

I wish for a cuppa tea.  

[pa130unglitched]

Granted, but the tea is filled w/ poison

I wish the whole world read |_337