ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[iAnon Nano]

why can't I come up with a decent question?
why do vampiers drink blood and not apple juice?  

[KidMental]

Cause human bodies are easier to crush?

Why are the lines on the road white...  

[nt_31732]

Because the workers on the road ran out of rainbow paint?

Why is it so cold in this artic storm?  

[Rsynexaea]

'Cause you held it to your heart (lol, jk)

Why are roses red?  

[Ballada_The_Fox_Dragon]

because they like the color red.


Why are foxes cute?  

[Bullet Heart]

ballada

because they like the color red.


Why are foxes cute?

'Cuz they have a flufy tail biggrin

Why am I living in Israel?!  

[bchb0y]

You were trying to escape because a mafia boss is trying to kill you.

How come I started this question with how come ?  

[patriciagreen95]

CUZ u were purposefully droped into a wat of mutaating liquid when u were born that makes u start all ur question with how come.

~how come we only have 1 butthole?  

[tkdarkgod]

Can a baby eat another baby?

 

[Guardian-Hayakawa]

yes, but your gonna need a really fat baby and a really skinny baby

a flying money bag flys thru your window, BUT there are four 5x5 cm packs of c4 on the sides with the fuses quickly burning away

do you a) attempt to rid yourself of the almost exploding bag or b) empty out the money, grab the nearest hobo and force feed him a near exploding bag 3nodding  

[Rsynexaea]

B, cause I wanna meet a hobo

Why are there stars in the sky?  

[Squishy Havock]

in the beginning there were 2 suns one exploded and became stars.

why am i doing this.  

[dyowveesh]

why do you scratch your head?  

[dyowveesh]

why do they even say pineapple, but it doesn't really tastes like apple? Do they... 3nodding  

[Tyu-z]

^Because all pineapples are really apples with spines. It should be called Spineapples. All pineapples are rotten and overdate too.