Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He pissed in my coffee every morning  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She never understood when i only get an extreme lack of sleep...(Yeah i only had 2 hours of sleep today... can't fall asleep...)  

[Chaton Atomique]

He always tries to leave his cage without permission!  

[Loves Retarded Twin]

She said "George Bush" while having sex with me.

 

[hell_kara]

Because his wings kept on getting in the way in our love making. surprised  

[Tambergal]

she had this zain onyx guy.....  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she kept fatting up the baby and said something about baby back ribs..  

[Loves Retarded Twin]

She opposes the thought of eating babies.
ninja

 

[Tambergal]

he beat me with a keyblade  

[Loves Retarded Twin]

Tambergal

he beat me with a keyblade

I just lol'd.

 

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because...well the guy above explains it all.  

[Tambergal]

@David - Do you really do it? :O

@Nightmare - She stalks weird guys like that one....  

[Loves Retarded Twin]

Tambergal

@David - Do you really do it? :O

@Nightmare - She stalks weird guys like that one....

Beat people with a Keyblade?
Only if they're heartless...

lol