Guess what the avatar above you is thinking right now

[Speedira]

Gasp,my evil plan is ruined!  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

Ka. Wa. II!~  

[Garynook]

Dare to taunt me, peevish peasant of torpidity?  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

*sings in a girly voice* Somewhere over the rainbow....  

[GoldenFraggle]

My pet dragon vicious naww he's friendly ! Why don't you come closer and see (heh heh heh) !  

[Garynook]

My pet dragon friendly!? Hell no he is a real killer so back off!  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

But...Isn't he just a plush toy?  

[Garynook]

WHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-=cough,cough=-ahem, UAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.-=head asplodes=-
Boom, Headshot.  

[Polyurethane]

Lolz evilz laughz :B
 

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

And NOW...This crowd is going to watch me feed this rabbit to my pet cat!
And cheer they will...
*waves machete around frantically* CHEER DAMN YOU! D:<

((The homepage image is SO DISTURBING... burning_eyes ))  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

What's going on? I can't stop smiling!  

[Garynook]

I hunt the children in the night, enter their room and feel their fright. Only revealing myself when they will not sense my might and devourer them.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

It's called metrosexual!!! I'm not gay  

[Garynook]

They scream and they cry but that won't help tonight for the child catcher now hears his prey.  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

IT'S LIGHTISH RED! D:<

((I'm pretty sure Zim would've said that about his uniform, because there's a SHITLOAD of pink on it. And, being a tough Irken Elite, he dun wanna wear pink, y'know, because he means SRS BSNSS. And it's kind of hard for people to take you seriously if you're colored like a Christmas decoration. :/ ))