OoC| Chat Room

[Irish-Sama]

Yeah I understand Kazz.  

[Mordred Killian]

Hahaha. I hope you aren't so cruel as to actually feed alka-seltzer to a seagull, Azeiel.  

[Azeiel The Risen]

Sadly enough I actually have done that. In short its not pretty. sweatdrop  

[Mordred Killian]

Azeiel The Fallen

Sadly enough I actually have done that. In short its not pretty. sweatdrop

Aww, man.

-Moment of silence-  

[Azeiel The Risen]

I felt bad for it because it was not intentional. sweatdrop  

[der Haku]

How do you unintentionally feed a seagull an Alka-Seltzer tablet?  

[Kazzoh]

By shoving said tablet violently down its throat while proceeding to make obscene comments about having sexual intercourse with its mother.  

[Azeiel The Risen]

Alright here is the deal. I used to live in a house that was on the beach so we had seagulls like mad. Well there was also a stray dog that would come and knock over my trash cans and get into them. Well a friend of mine told me that I should put a few alka seltzer tablets in a piece of meat and when the dog eats it it will give him a stomach ache and he will not come back and get into my trash cans. Well I did that and stuck it on the lid of my can and waited for the dog to come and eat it. I had a small vid. camera setup to watch it while I was gone to see if it ate it or not. Well i went into town for a few hours and when I got back there were feathers and bird guts all over the can and sure enough i checked the tape and the damn thing ate it a few seconds later it went boom. sweatdrop  

[Kazzoh]

I'm certain this dog was a master tactician and a proficient user of psychological warfare... that and he made obscene comments about sexual intercourse with the seagull's mother.  

[der Haku]

Kaz lives in Florida, the only state in the Union that has more seagulls than people. His hate is understandable.  

[Kazzoh]

I hate them with a passion. They always s**t on my car right after I wash it. They're right up there with ducks when it comes to ornithological creatures I hate.  

[Azeiel The Risen]

Indeed mrgreen  

[der Haku]

I live in the Willamette Valley here in Oregon, thus we are populated by the pigeons. Unless you go to the coast or river - there you will find seagulls who like to stare at your picnics intently.  

[Kazzoh]

The bastards. Have they ever mobilized on your picnic? They're like vultures here when you go to the beach; always hovering around and looking for scraps.  

[Haruhi000777]

Talking about birds, weird... XD