Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol
because the dino is not happy
 

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She kept caging me and biting my ear!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He knew about my need to bite things that remind me of food  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"I remind you off... Food? ._."
Help me... She tried to eat me...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

uh...who said that...food where.. sweatdrop  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"You just said it infront of the entire internets..."
Do i need to explain?  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

oh that ....I wasn't talking about you...I was talking about that one person....you know  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Riiiiiiiiiiiight... Who else looks like a dumpling here?"  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

Who said you look like a dumpling? you look more like a mouse....mice are scary  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"You tried to eat me when no one was looking,plus remove my ears and tell me what i look like..."  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

a white rock...Okay Ill eat you now let me just transform...
 

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Holy sockpuppet in a sausage factory... thats ugly... RUN!!!*Runs away to a building.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol this is why...
 

[Seraphiel The Forgiving]

My foot got tired of abusing her face every morning at breakfast!!! (yeah, thats me in the video) She was also an old hag. Oh, and SHE WOULDN'T LOOK AT ME WHEN WE MADE LOVE!!!  

[Loves Retarded Twin]

Because he turned out to be straight.