Never ending story......

[Winifred_707]

so now tony shalhoub has two fresca's and a pile of melted chocolate bunny in front of him so he decides to.....  

[BlueNeko13]

...Eat them and run away from the....  

[333sama333]

giant man eating cow! That....  

[S Metal Crusader B]

killed his family because  

[333sama333]

they stole his cookies.  

[BlueNeko13]

so the man decided to...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

summon Rita Repulsa.  

[Zingan]

and turn into a jet so he could...  

[BlueNeko13]

fly to the sun, so he...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Asked if he could be a pumpkin, forgetting he wanted to be a jet.  

[j e a n i f e r]

but instead, he got turned into a squash, so he...  

[Quesadilla Bandit]

got eaten by a squash eating thing...  

[iiGypsy_Jazz]

but the he wasn't edible...so the squash eating thing exploided, covering all the surroundings in...  

[Stylish_n_Cute]

RED SQUISHY GOO! The stuff was everywhere so...  

[candy_apple_misamisa]

he scrapped it all off the wall started his own distillery and that is how Red Hooks ESB is really made. Then after successful sales and making over a million dollars...