Too much stuff! Now win more!

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

damn. maybe this time.
ok.
ready?
set?
NEXT PAGE!  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

well, that really plumetted my self esteem, gaia.
I feel very, very mislead.

and very, very bored.

...ok. next page.... NOW!  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

hurray! next page!

now who dares spoil my victory of conquering this noble page...?  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

...That's what I thought. 3nodding

I am now ruler of page 212.
fear and respect me at the same time, minions.
now give me all your virtual belongings.
^ ^  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

muahahahaaahh!
either no one DARES disturb my ruling of the noble page
*trumpets sound*
TWO ONE TWO
.....or everyone's asleep.
either way, I'm ruler. ha.  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

so... so is no one going to even attempt to,
you know,
challenge my ruling of page...
*trumpets sound*
TWO ONE TWO
?

wow, I'm bored  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

ok, so far, so good.
noooo passerby's trying to claim this page.
phew.
I wish there was a virtual moat and alligators that I could use around this page..
ninja  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

wouldn't it be ironic if someone was just waiting to post at the very last space?
HAHA! that would be pretty funny, wouldn't it! heeheehee...

yeah...hahahaWELLTHAT'SNOTGOINGTOHAPPEN!!
mad  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

ok, now I see why other gaian civilians are off doing their buisness..

this isn't as fun as it's cracked up to be!

shocker, right? sweatdrop  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

ninja

I must claim my place as ruler of page
*Trumpets sound*
TWO ONE TWO

...

lessee..

*ahem*

IF ANONE DARES ACCESS MY PRECIOUS PAGE...
YOU SHALL BE BRUTALLY HACKED, BE ME- LULLABIES TO PARALYZE!!
(nah, I joke, I kid. ...or am I?)  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

you know I was joking back there, right?
mmokay?
we're cool?
crystal clear?
solid?
sick?
tight?
correcte?
....

yeah. yeah, we're good.  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

WHAT?? STILL NOT THE END OF PAGE...
*Trumpets sound*
TWO ONE TWO
...?

hmmph.

anyone else notice that I'm growing insane with rage?
cause, ya know..
I'm talking to myself...
teeheee...  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

Come ON!

page 213!!
(notice that I didn't require a trumpet sound for this page? yeah. that's cause I'm not ruler of it. yet. )

In.Con.Ceiv.ABLE!  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

ok, this is getting ridiculous.
all I ask, is to stay ruler of page..
*Trumpets sound*
TWO ONE TWO

...maybe no one will even come to this forum yet. Maybe I'm overreacting..?

...NO! I MUST NOT LET MY GUARD DOOWWWN!!

...
I. am. so. bored...  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

tum ta tum ta tum....

how 'bout now, huh?

..now?

- stare