Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because he changed the all the locks to the big key he carries around. My keys don't work anymore  

[Loves Retarded Twin]

Because she doesn't have a Key Blade too.

 

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

Because he didn't appreciate me  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Because it turns out she married someone else who doesn't even appreciate her. My hands are tied. *walk out*  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She is a bit too critical about stuff...  

[xI Azumi Ix]

He never took off his clothes, even in the bath.... how do i know that? well.... ninja  

[Loves Retarded Twin]

Because her wings are smaller than mine.
3nodding

 

[SaveNarwhals]

bcuz hes stalking me even tho he was here first lol blaugh  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

I... don't know...  

[Asra Karimi]

He wanted to have a threesome.  

[Loves Retarded Twin]

He has gray hair.

 

[Asra Karimi]

He Disliked my gray hair  

[Chaton Atomique]

He kept falling out of bed.  

[Loves Retarded Twin]

Her sig has her touching her right boob.
surprised

 

[Chaton Atomique]

He did not notice I was holding both boobs. He simply doesn't pay enough attention! whee