Why did you divorce the person above you?

[[ Loor ]]

She loved on herself more than she loved on meee! whee  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

She eat my waffles all the time  

[[ Loor ]]

she didn't wipe her feet on the mat before she walked on my clean floors!  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She started hating me just because i saw Twilight eclipse(I really did... Damn Fangirls...)  

[Loves Retarded Twin]

Because you watch the Twilight Saga.

 

[[ Loor ]]

Because he gave thought to that gay arse saga. xp  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Hey i only saw it because i had nothing else to do... besides i saw everything else...

She was kinda weird...  

[Loves Retarded Twin]

Arse is better...

 

[[ Loor ]]

he was a "cool guy".  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She ate all the cookies...  

[Loves Retarded Twin]

That's not a reason to divorce me.
scream

 

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Huh?"

In the world of insanity... I can't tell who is the most insane person,but in reality id preffer be forever the husband of a Vampire than put up with all the madness...  

[[ Loor ]]

divorced him because he talked tooo much and was lammee.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I divorced her because she divorced her ex because he talks too much and well, she talks too much too. I can't stand the blabber.  

[Yukishi_Eats_Your_Cookiez]

because she wouldn't let me buy my cookiez.