Why did you divorce the person above you?

[xI Azumi Ix]

because she wore less clothes than me, im the slapper here!!!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because i couldnt read  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Because she was a part-time Pirate, and im a Ninja,that means a Fatal Feud...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

only part of the time  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Oh please,you tried to chop my head off with a Cutlass,lucky you forgot to ask if was human or not before it broke..."
eh... look up...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

look up where?
he made me look at strange direction.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"LoL bad excuse for divorse..." She went on a feeding frenzy again...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He's all work and no play  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Fine i can stay a few days from work,i do feel streesed out..."
She bit me until i coudn't move... I coudn't say or do a damn thing about it...  

[xI Azumi Ix]

he let his ex bite him, i should be the only one with that privilage  

[[ Loor ]]

simply: she had problems I didn't want to be involved with.  

[xI Azumi Ix]

she thought i have 'problems'  

[[ Loor ]]

she always hid my left shoes.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she ate my shows  

[Kasai_Haigara]

She doesn't appreciate me for who I am