The Skyarrow Bridge that connected the Pinwheel Forest and Castelia City was truly one of Unova’s marvels. As someone who appreciated the fine workings behind architecture, N was taking the sights in as he walked along it’s length. In a manner akin to N, of course. He was looking down below through the grid of iron bars at the lower level of the bridge where all the vehicles were permitted, counting each of the squares made out of the crisscrossing bars.
“C’mon, let’s race again. One more time, Hexum? This bridge is soooo long.”
N looked up an saw a man with two pokemon standing next to a black convertible with
jovial rap music blasting from the speakers a short ways ahead. If vehicles weren’t allowed on this level, what was his doing here? Nevertheless, N continued to walk.
“No, we’ve raced so many times already,” a blindfolded Lucario protested in perfect English. “The outcome is always the same.”
N could now make out more features of the man. He was dressed in casual business attire, with spiky black hair that jutted out at all angles and a long ponytail in the back. “Wow, you are so boring,” the man answered in disappointment. He turned to a grumpy looking Teddiursa next to him. “Kiedis, wanna-“
[No.]
“I didn’t even ask-“
[No.]
“Why are you such a b***h?”
[Why won’t you just sit still and do your job?]
The man, growing frustrated, leaned down to be closer to the bear’s level. “Because this job sucks. No one’s been on this bridge for two hours, it’s boring.”
Kiedis folded his arms, staring right back defiantly at his trainer. [No one said this would be the time of your life.]
“But we’re right outside of Castelia! Hip hop capital of the wooooorld!” the man groaned. “It should be!”
Suddenly, the Lucario known as Hexum stood up straight. The aura sensing flaps on the back of his head rose up. “Someone is here.”
The man, without looking back to see N closing in, nodded. “I know, he’s close. Kiedis, get the siren.”
The Teddiursa grinned evily. [Now we’re talking.]
Before N could make it past the eccentric trio, the Teddiursa ran in front of him, holding a police cruiser light and active siren. The loud noise went off all around him as the bear circled him many times while holding the flashing lights above his head, confusing the green haired trainer. “Um-“
“Cease and persist, citizen!” the man called out, jumping in front of N. Now he was wearing a plaid deerstalker hat and was holding up a magnifying glass up to his eye. In his other hand was a corncob pipe. “You shall not pass! At least, not yet!”
N was understandably at a loss for words. “Don’t you mean cease and-“
“Who do you think you are, correcting my sentences?” The man began to circle around N in the opposite direction of Kiedis, looking him over through the magnifying glass. The green haired trainer now noticed that this man had an odd case of heterochromia: one purple eye, one grey eye. “Now we’ve got some questions for ya, bub. Time to spill the beans.”
“I’m so sorry about this,” the Lucario told N, standing calmly at the side of it all. “Jump is an Interpol Agent, and this is a roadblock set up by Interpol. We’re going to have to ask you a few questions.”
Interpol? This can’t be good.“Yeah, like what’s this?” the man called Jump questioned, holding up N’s Menger Sponge puzzle. The green haired trainer only now saw that it wasn’t on his belt anymore. How did the man get that without him noticing? “Hmm, it looks like it could be a bomb...”
“That’s a math puzzle,” N corrected, keeping his cool despite being a little anxious. For some reason, he didn’t think this cop would find out who he was. The procedure was a little…outlandish.
Jump looked up from trying to pry open the puzzle with his teeth. “Math? A-HA! So you're some sort of math based terrorist, eh? The culprit confesses at last! Kiedis, get me my flashlight so I can shine it in his face for dramatic purposes!”
The Teddiursa went to the car. “How does math make him a culprit?” Hexum asked.
Jump rolled his eyes and pulled Hexum aside to talk to him privately. N did his best to overhear.
“
…you’re really steppin’ on my toes, dude.”
“
I just don’t see where the evidence is.”
“
Hexum, I’m using reverse psychology. If I tell him he’s the culprit, he’ll own up to it and tell us something that we need to know.”
“
…I don’t think that’s how reverse psychology works-”
“
Damnit Hexum, who’s the cop here? Me or you?”
“
Okay, what if he doesn’t actually know anything? Then you won’t get any info out of him.”
“
['Hey guys, I bet I can hit that rock from here-ohgoddamnit, I thought I was holding a bottle'] the Teddiursa quoted, drawling like a drunk in imitation.
Jump facepalmed. “Then why did you even bother looking?”
[I had hope that you doing that was just a dream, because no one could possibly be that stupid.]
Jump squatted down to be nearly eye level with the unflinching Kiedis as the two stared each other down. "...I will tie you down and force you to watch me eat honey out of a jar in front of you."
Kiedis gasped, then angrily pointed at Jump. [You wouldn't!]
"Try me!"
N peered over at the group, catching onto the immature argument. While he had expected the officer to let him pass and get distracted by his own ineptitude, he hadn’t expected the conversation to turn out the way it did. For one thing, the Interpol Agent was actually
responding to what the pokemon had to say.
“Um, excuse me…can you understand what that pokemon is saying?”
The three stopped talking amongst themselves and looked back at N like they forgot he was there. “Uh, yeah. What’s it to you?”
His answer was so casual, and yet it meant so much to N. In a rare occasion, the green haired trainer’s face lit up with excitement as he took a step forward. “Because I can understand them too!”
Jump looked back to Hexum and Kiedis with wide eyes, and then to N. The Interpol Agent then grinned, chuckling to himself. “Well now things just got interesting. You hungry? Cause I was about to have some lunch.”
~~~~
Empty sandwich wrappers collected in the backseat of the car, and a
new song was paying now. Leaning against the convertible, Jump took another sip of his soda.
“Anyway, with all of this suspicious Team Plasma activity in Nacrene and Striaton, my boss wanted me to see if I could choke them off here. So I’ve been questioning people for a day now.” He sighed bitterly. “It totally sucks, no one knows a thing. And if they do, they’re not letting me know.”
N nodded from his position standing next to Jump. “Do you have any other ideas?”
“If I leave my post here then I might accidentally let Plasma loose in the city. But I’m startin’ to think that leaving and looking for them might be a better call.”
Interpol is actively after Plasma? I need to keep him here a little longer.Jump tossed his cup into the trashbin on the side of the bridge. “So you can understand pokemon too, huh? That’s rare stuff. Do you just have the gift of the gab or something?”
N shrugged. “I’ve just been around pokemon for so long that it came to me naturally, I guess. What about you?”
“If I said formerly psychic ninja stuff in a nutshell, you wouldn’t believe me. So I’m gonna go ahead and say I saw a how-to online,” Jump said with a casual handwave.
What an odd man. “If you can hear their voices, then how do you feel about pokemon training? Do you think that it’s humane?”
Jump rose an eyebrow. “Humane?” He looked over to Hexum. “Oy Hexum, what does humane mean?”
Hexum, who was watching for more travelers with Kiedis, looking back and shrugged. “It’s like being good, and sympathetic and understanding. Seriously? You don’t know-“
“Huh. Then my answer is it depends on the pokemon and the trainer,” Jump told N, ignoring Hexum’s berating comments. “Bad people are anti-humane, right? So then they shouldn’t have pokemon. It’s all about the good guys doing the training.”
The green haired trainer took in Jump’s simple worldview, but shook his head. “The capturing of pokemon, though. It’s almost like slavery. Surely you must hear their voices, surely you know what I’m talking about.”
Now it was Jump’s turn to shake his head. “Dude, maybe you just know a lot of mopey pokemon. Usually when I hear pokemon talking, they don’t seem to mind pokeballs. Well, Kiedis likes to be out of his just in case there’s honey around, but still. Besides, if they didn’t like it, couldn’t a lot of them just shoot lasers and stuff to escape?”
“That isn’t how freedom works!” N clenched his fists. Now the Interpol agent just sounded like a naïve child. “No one should have to fight to be free. Everyone should have an equal chance, that’s how it’s supposed to be balanced.”
Jump took a second to let N cool down. Then he kept going. “But you agree with me that pokemon have the power to fight back most of the time, right?”
“I suppose.”
“Okay, let’s say you wanted to go catch a pokemon. If that pokemon decides to battle you, it already decided not to run away. So it’s making a choice to risk being captured.” He pointed at N. “That’s freedom. Getting to decide your fate is freedom, dude. See, I think that when a pokemon fights back, it makes the choice to see whether or not the trainer is worthy of having that pokemon as a partner. And if the capture goes off smoothly, then that trainer passed the test. That pokemon made it’s choice to become that trainer’s friend.”
N looked away, off of the bridge out at the ocean. “…and what of the pokemon that are captured by bad trainers?”
There was a short pause, filled with the sound of the ocean breeze as Jump thought of what to say. “That’s just the way it goes. There are good and bad guys in the world. But just because there are bad guys doesn’t mean that pokemon training is bad. What kind of world you’re gonna live in depends on what kinda guy you wanna be.” He leaned against the guardrail on the side of the bridge. “You said you hear pokemon being sad. Don’t you ever hear any pokemon that are happy?”
“…I do, sometimes…”
Jump grinned. “You gotta hang out with a better crowd, dude. Sounds like you just aren’t having any fun.” He jabbed back at Castelia City behind his shoulder. “In this place, people from all over the world come together. If you go there, I bet you’ll find something you’re looking for. And if don’t, then it’s up to you to make it happen yourself.”
N turned to look at Jump, meeting his mismatched eyes. “Are you saying that I can pass now?”
“I guess so. You can definitely pass, man.” Jump pointed to Castelia, smirking at the younger trainer. “You’ve got a gift. I suggest you treat it less like a curse.”
Slowly, N began to smile. He couldn’t help himself. The odds were so low, but somehow N had stumbled upon someone else who could understand pokemon the way he could. It was only luckier after that when he found out that this person was a very sympathetic person. He was quirky, and not the brightest, but somehow he was making sense to the ever-misinterpreted N.
He also happened to be an agent for Interpol, a worldwide organization dedicated to upholding the law and justice while having the power to back it up.
He also happened to be someone who looked like they could be easily manipulated.
“I’m glad to have met you here,” N told Jump sincerely as he walked away, waving at the officer. Jump gave him a thumbs up, and then turned back to the roadblock as N continued on to Castelia City. The Interpol Agent put his sunglasses on and watched the bridge.
And watched. And watched. And watched.
He couldn’t take it anymore. Using his xtransceiver, he made a call.
RINGRINGRING!
“
…do you know what time it is over here?” answered a tired sounding man.
“This is soooooo boring!” Jump whined, lying down on the hood of his convertible.
“
4 AM. It’s before sunrise here, you know.”
“Why can’t local cops just do this, Tackey?”
“
Because we don’t know the strength level of Team Plasma, and I don’t care to take chances. That’s why we sent you.”
Jump frowned. “I’m not finding anything, though. Can I just take a break? For an hour, or a day or five?”
“
Yeah, sure. Go nuts.”
“Wow, really?”
“
No,” Tackey told him in a monotonous deadpan. “
Why do you think you can get away with these things, Jump? It’s like you’re twelve years old.”
“C’mon man, I thought we were buds!”
“
No, I’m your boss. There’s a difference.”
“Ugh, you’re such-“
“
Were you about to say I’m ‘such a b***h’? You’re a b***h,” grumbled the Interpol Commander in sleepy annoyance. “
If it’s really that bad, file a report to Castelia’s forces to send their precinct your way. Then you might get out of roadblock duty.”
A precinct under his control? “You serious?”
“
Yes. Never call me at this time again. Ever. Goodbye.”
“Alright Tackey, I won’t disappoint-“
CLICK!
The other end hung up. “Guys, I think I can get us out of here! I need to make some calls!”
And so Jump would begin his plan to get out of being on roadblock patrol. Until then,
anyone who traveled on Skyarrow Bridge had to be subject to the Interpol Officer’s screening.