Battle Training Room

[Darth Daddicus]

Felinophile

kicks dirt in the droids circuits

droid 10
felin 10

The droid pokes its fingers in the woman's eyes.

Felinophile = Obviously, you didn't see that coming.
Droid = 10  

[Darth Daddicus]

Kay9214

ninja

The droid points its thrusters in the man's face and blasts off.

Kay9214 = 140
Droid = 30  

[Darth Daddicus]

Kay9214

ninja ninja

The droid comes back around behind the man and slashes at his head.

Kay9214 = 140
Droid = 30  

[Darth Daddicus]

Kay9214

ninja ninja ninja

The droid drops down and slashes at the man's feet.

Kay9214 = 85
Droid = 30  

[Darth Daddicus]

gowie2

gaia_star Now we are even... eek

The droid breaks a bottle at the creature's feet hoping it will bleed out from the bottom up.

gowie2 = 10
Droid = 10  

[Darth Daddicus]

gowie2

gaia_star gaia_star

The droid uses its blowtorch, spreading fiery death all around the creature.

gowie2 = In some country's, roasted gowie2 is considered a delicacy.
Droid = 10  

[Darth Daddicus]

sachara

sachara: 160
Droid: 190

The droid starts making things really weird by asking the girl out.

sachara = 160
Droid = 130  

[Darth Daddicus]

sachara

sachara: 160
Droid: 190 - 30 = 160

The droid starts complaining that the girl doesn't acknowledge his comments beneath her Facebook posts.

sachara = 130
Droid = 130  

[Darth Daddicus]

sachara

sachara: 160
Droid: 160 - 30 = 130

The droid begins posting "Leave her alone, man! She's taken!" under the comments other droids post under her Facebook posts.

sachara = 100
Droid = 130  

[Darth Daddicus]

Nia Phoenix

Nia Phoenix: 170
Droid: 90

She was darting all about trying to avoid his attacks, successful so far, she decided it was time to fight back - she launched a tremendous fireball at the droid

The droid jumps up high in the air and throws daggers down at the girl.

Nia Phoenix = 170
Droid = 10  

[Darth Daddicus]

Nia Phoenix

Nia Phoenix: 170
Droid: 90

Missing the first time she threw another one

As he comes down, the droid aims his foot at the girl's head.

Nia Phoenix = 90
Droid = 10  

[Darth Daddicus]

Nia Phoenix

Nia Phoenix: 170
Droid: 90

getting frustrated - she switched tactics and returned fire with electricity - chain lightning!

Finally! A Hit...but it wasn't over yet....

Nia 170
Droid 10

The droid takes out his lightsaber and slashes at the girl's abdomen.

Nia Phoenix = 90
Droid = 10  

[Darth Daddicus]

Purtie

Kay9214

The droid attacks the little alien.

Purtie: 195
Droid: 250

Little? Bigger than you!

Purtie = 195
droid = 195

The droid spins around like a lightsaber-wielding chicken with its head cut off, aimlessly slashing away.

Purtie = 140
Droid = 195  

[Darth Daddicus]

Purtie

let's see..how many ways can your head come off?

The droid flails its arms about, obviously distraught that it has no photoreceptors.

Purtie = 140
Droid = 195  

[Darth Daddicus]

Purtie

* swings light saber at droid *

That's 1
Purtie = 195
droid = 140

The droid drops down, trying to find its head while slashing away above itself for protection.

Purtie = 140
Droid = 195