Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He cheated on me with the neighbor's son  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Michael Jackson Stole my clothes!"
she draws too much attention from Paparatzi.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He thought I was Lady Gaga  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Wha?" She confused me like a Lizard looking at itself in a mirror  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He threw all our pets into the river  

[-MysticCherri-]

because she was a joker in bed  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She was worse than my Ex vampire wife...  

[RobX2000]

........................ eek I married him in the first place?!  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Because we were very very very drunk on that night we met and go married. *sobs*  

[-MysticCherri-]

it was collage and we didn't know what we were doing.  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

He got me pregant and then left me when he found out!  

[xI Azumi Ix]

urm... im straight...  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

She's best friend!  

[xI Azumi Ix]

i wanted to have kids, of my own. i didnt want to adopt.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

I have no... idea... how we married... in...the.........first ....................Place ... *passes out*