Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[azrael the reaper_95210]

has the power to legally marry a garbage truck......  

[Polyurethane]

You have the power of making Nespresso with your ears
 

[Garynook]

You have the power to summon alluminium baseball bats and boink everyone.  

[Polyurethane]

(o: ORLY THANK YOU)

You have the power to transform ANY video game into anime
 

[azrael the reaper_95210]

you have the power to heal the blind, deaf, or mute for exactly 3 seconds, in return for your own life and theirs........  

[Skizlersan]

You have the power to make any great Japanese anime, horrible by bringing it to the Americas.  

[Garynook]

You have the power to become a freezepop!  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

Skizlersan the beast

You have the power to make any great Japanese anime, horrible by bringing it to the Americas.

so I gain the power of 4kids?

anyway, soul of aqua, I give thee the power to change into a snowman every time the summer sunlight hits your body.  

[Polyurethane]

You have the power of summoning random characters from horror movies to do your bidding ;D
 

[azrael the reaper_95210]

you have the ability to eat tons of burritos without getting gas....  

[GoldenFraggle]

You have the power to make uncontrollable cursing come out of peoples mouths !  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

you have the power to make kittens crwal out of ppls armpits.....  

[Garynook]

You have the power to unwillingly turn any mountain dew into tea.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

you have the power to touch your toungue to your elbow.....  

[XanXives]

you have the power to turn President Bush into Barney
eek