Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Arikana]

She was too shiny and blinded me. ):  

[Earth Sensei]

She wouldn't let me borrow her staff of the angels and bring it to the dark side


Plez click my duck and fox they need just one more  

[AFlyingMuffin]

fear of being exploded by the blue surrounding him.  

[engineer-of-doom]

She burned me with her flaming hands.  

[Butterfingahs]

Because she poked me in the eye with one of her horns >.<  

[Giyari]

he wan't good in bed ninja  

[Symarea]

His arms kept breaking.. stare  

[soul_weaver17]

kept using the umbrella inside  

[engineer-of-doom]

his creepy friend was always watching me sweatdrop  

[Earth Sensei]

I didn't like how she dressed in public so all the boys could see her like I do in bed

 

[michibane]

Because I don't know is Earth Sensei's avatar is a boy or girl  

[Earth Sensei]

he made fun of my look even though he knows I have a low self-esteem (boy btw)

 

[Eddy-nine-volt]

grew too many drug based plants  

[engineer-of-doom]

refused to comb his hair