Ruin My Wish game

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Forward you forgot to wish for something that I can ruin.
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I wish college was easier.

 

[GuillotineGirl]

Granted, but then it became so easy that it was like repeating Kindergarten so going to college was really pointless and got you nowhere.

I wish my eyes were naturally purple. biggrin  

[JTN]

Granted... but so now are your teeth, nails and... um... nurples. whee


I wish I could do a flawless Freddie Mercury performance.  

[Crysta_J_Modnar]

Granted, but no one pays any attention to you.

I wish i were a vampire.  

[GuillotineGirl]

Granted, but then you become one of those blood-thirsty, vicious newborns. You end up killing everyone in the world [including other vampires] so you live eternally lonely and you end up going crazy because there's no blood left for you to drink.

I wish people would understand that Benny [the thing on my head] is GARLIC, NOT an ONION! Get it straight, dummies! scream  

[A Bad Wolf]

Granted, we all understand that it's an onion. -nod nod-

I wish I had an assistant. =o
They could like, follow me around and do my bidding and stuff. XD  

[GuillotineGirl]

Dammit! I hate you! scream

Granted, but them they get all into your personal space and find out all of your secrets.

I wish onions never existed. xp  

[A Bad Wolf]

Granted, but now garlic becomes the new onion. =o

I wish the garlic would become an onion! XD  

[GuillotineGirl]

Granted, but then you leave me no choice but to break your face. 3nodding

I wish you weren't so ignorant about Benny being garlic and not an onion.  

[A Bad Wolf]

Granted, but um, now I'll have to tease you about something else now! surprised

I wish I wasn't sick anymore! DX  

[Crysta_J_Modnar]

granted, but you're going to get sick again in a month.

I wish Benny was......Real?  

[GuillotineGirl]

blaugh Really...? Do you mean it?

Granted, but... dammit! I have to ruin it. crying Um, then Benny turns into an onion. sad You know... This is reminding me a lot of Pinocchio. eek I hate Pinocchio.

I wish my iPod wasn't broken. emo  

[Crysta_J_Modnar]

Granted, but the memory clears itself every 2 hours

I wish my brother's arm wasn't broken.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Darn, I don't want to ruin your wish, that's just mean
Errrrrr...Ah!

Granted! But now your brother doesn't have an excuse to not do his homework.



I wish I could go to Japan.

 

[cairaechan]

Granted! But when you're there, Godzilla attacks...

I wish I didn't have to work on Sundays.