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 Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:56 am
granted,but you would be more active
i wish i could see my boyfriend more often
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:15 am
granted,but it will only be a bunch of pictures of him
i wish i could get a new game
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High-functioning Businesswoman
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:19 pm
granted,but the game would be boring
i wish the sky was black
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:58 pm
granted, but all the plants die because no light gets through the atmosphere so most of the life on earth goes extinct.
I wish to be gifted with good luck.
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:32 pm
granted, but then the apocalypse happens, and with your good luck, you are the only survivor
I wish I can kill the Moon
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:37 pm
granted,but it kills you back.
I wish the cast of twilight could just die and go away.
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:41 pm
Granted, but they hire a new cast and make 10 new Twilight movies
I wish I can sit down while standing
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:49 pm
granted,but you would be a mutant and hunted down and captured and tested on
i wish this boy i liked would ask me out
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High-functioning Businesswoman
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:00 pm
granted, but on the date he figures out that he doesn't like you then as he walks out he is hit in the crotch by a clown running from midgets and then he is hit with an asteroid and dies and then soils him self
I wish I can jump the border
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:05 pm
granted,but you would be an alein and arrested
i wish clowns weren't so scary XD
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High-functioning Businesswoman
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:40 am
Granted, all the people who are afraid of them are sent to a faraway planet where it is so cold mercury freezes and there are no clowns or even memories of clowns there.
I wish I had an eidetic memory.
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:09 pm
Granted, but then later this night you will see your parents have sex and you will remember every single detail.
(doesn't matter if you don't live with them)
(AND makes it even worse if they are dead) That's what you get for using complicated words like eidetic
I wish people will believe all my lies.
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:20 pm
granted, but they also misinterpret everything you say in the worst possible manner.
I wish for nothing.
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:05 pm
granted,but then you would have nothing
i wish i wasn't single
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High-functioning Businesswoman
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:31 am
granted, but he is a twisted sadistic lunatic.
I wish I could meet the architect who builds those video game dungeons so I could take notes.
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