Vending machine

[FantasyKitty]

You get an aerobics step.

*inserts hair from fox tail*  

[PizzaBoy220]

You get mauled by a fox.

*inserts Moogle*  

[Star Thief]

You get a google lawsuit

*inserts halo*  

[PizzaBoy220]

You get shot by Master Chief.

*inserts penny*  

[[Saruko]]

You get a tire.

*inserts dime*  

[PizzaBoy220]

You get EATEN BY A TURKEY!!! PWNED!!!

*inserts coin*  

[FantasyKitty]

You get a high-tech gaia anniversary countdown for your siggy.

*inserts coin*  

[PizzaBoy220]

You get stung from the bees coming out of your bouquet.

*inserts coin*  

[FantasyKitty]

18 days from now you get me, and I steal all the gifts people gave you for your gaia anniversary.

*inserts bee stinger*  

[PizzaBoy220]

You get a jar of anthrax-infected honey.

*inserts another vending machine*  

[FantasyKitty]

You get 2 frisky rabbits.

*inserts leftover turkey*  

[LaLadrona]

You get teenage mutant ninja turtles.

*inserts sanity*  

[PizzaBoy220]

You get it back, they don't want it.

*inserts lamp*  

[LaLadrona]

Get an electic eel... A very angry electric eel...

*inserts Barnes & Noble membership card*  

[WittyRemark]

You get a book of your choice....and a ninja.

-Inserts ice cream cone-