corrupt a wish

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, the world is now taken over and ruled by computer geeks.


I wish I was married to Alicia Keys. heart  

[ChaoticCatDemon]

Granted, but she then has an affair with your best friend and then marries some rapper.

I wish my choir was more prepaired for our choir show.. burning_eyes  

[Ayeshax3]

ChaoticCatDemon

Granted, but she then has an affair with your best friend and then marries some rapper.

I wish my choir was more prepaired for our choir show.. burning_eyes

The big night comes, and your choir is prepared, but you puke on everybody (YES, EVERYBODY! XD) and they kick you out for being gross.

I wish I wasn't playing this game... 0.0 (Haha, hard one. )  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, now your playin' with snakes... ON A PLANE!
I wish I have OOOOVER NINE-TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUSAAAAAAND DOOOOOOOOLARS!  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Granted, but you got NEGATIVE 9k!
I wish I had a warm sweater...  

[Bokken_Sword]

Granted but the sweater is really Really REALLY hot because it is on fire.

I wish Bill Gates would break dance.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but he burns everybody's eyes out of their skulls.
burning_eyes
I wish I could travel into my stories.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, but they never have happy endings.


I wish Oprah would give me 75% of her fortune.  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, but Oprah only had 4 issuses of "Fourtune 500."
I wish my PSP could downgrade.  

[Lord Sephyr- Shadow Angel]

granted, but it downgrades to those old game and watch things from Nintendo

I wish i was an evil ninja! ninja ninja  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, but you suck... really, really, suck.
I wish I could find my 360 controler.  

[DvnT]

Tokeyo Beat

Granted, but you suck... really, really, suck.
I wish I could find my 360 controler.

Granted, but, you lost all electricity in the house for one hour, then someone breaks in and steals your 360.!! haha

I wish I could meet Max, Fang, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge and Angel, and Fang would kiss me! (people out of the Maximum Ride series.)

(DESTROY ITEX!!!! )  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, they sent over dogs of the same names and group, then PeTA heard of a non-member doing beastiality... and you get a note from them traced with anthrex.
I wish I didn't know of the name "Guro."  

[DvnT]

granted you no longer know the name "guro" or anything else either!
mwahaha thats what you get for messing with dvn! ha!

i wish my life was easier and more romantic, and no body ever hurt me!  

[Supar Ingimon]

Congrates your now a prostitute that, somehow, your johns never miss a payment but you do, and thus your pimp's hand hurts you, uh.
I wish OVER NINE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSAND people in my school coud DINE IN HEEEELL... tupid Internets...