what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Princess Zelda21]

Thanks jaxcam! *takes an apple and starts eating*  

[KBiT]

Wow; these are pretty good; mind if I ask where you got them Jaxcam?  

[Cerebral Perception]

I didn't.... And since those are gold apples, I think the goddess of chaos has decided she wants you two as minions....  

[Princess Zelda21]

What, minions? us? I don't get it, jaxcam. Could you please explain?  

[KBiT]

Yes Jaxcam; please explain  

[Cerebral Perception]

Eris, goddess of chaos, uses golden apples as her main weapon. They can work as explosive apples, mind control apples, poison apples, or hidden camera/microphone apples. Sine the explosive apples explode on contact, the hidden camera/microphone apples are indestructible, and the apples didn't taste horribly disgusting, they must be mind control apples, and you two will soon be working for the goddess of chaos unless you defeat her within the next 10 hours.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Great, again with the whole "Mindless Puppet" control. *sigh* I hate that!  

[KBiT]

Excuse me
*Induces vomiting*  

[Princess Zelda21]

Oh dear, are you alright sir Kbit?  

[Cerebral Perception]

Oh, you're not mindless, your just under control. You have total consciousness of what you're doing the entire time. You just can't help it.  

[KBiT]

Yes your highness; I'm *Pauses to spit up last of the apple* fine  

[Cerebral Perception]

The chemicals have already set in, Kibbles. Your only hope of not being controlled is kick Eris' a** before time comes to be controlled.  

[Princess Zelda21]

*stops eating the apple and spits out a piece, coughing*  

[KBiT]

Kicking the asses of gods is your domain Jaxcam; not mine  

[Princess Zelda21]

There's no way we could beat a goddess like her, we'd probably end up dead jaxcam!