Never ending story......

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

He went to school to become an assassin to assassinate her ex in jealousy. The...  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

Resulting battle shook the world to the core and changed holidays as we know them, so Christmas is indeed in July and Halloween...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Is on Easter. It was so ridiculous...  

[Maiden Yukina]

This made Santa even more angry so he...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

decided to call on the help of Bandora, the infamous witch who arrived earlier and wreaked havoc. Santa was a little nervous since he was to meet a powerful witch...  

[Minnta Aloripma]

so he called his elven body guards to  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

conjure the chicken wings and invite the witch to join in a feast, which she...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

turned down because she hated humans. She knew Santa gave out toys to good children and  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

ran on Cookies and Milk. He needs to...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

somehow manage to convince Bandora to help and eat with him.  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

But Bandora has other plans, most of which involve...  

[Fabled Heartbreak]

Watching Barney and dancing ballet due to...  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

A failure to communicate. Meanwhile, Paul Newman...  

[Ninja Rin666]

...river danced on the grave of...  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

A Sweedish hair stylist. The ghost of said out-of-date fashion junkie...