Never ending story......

[X-Repo Man]

developed a disturbing taste for free-form jazz and...  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

Reality telivision- specifically shows revolving around...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Male fashion models.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

because of this he ate a raw chicken breast and...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Buffalo wings. He got sick  

[delasislas]

and puked all over his mom  

[butterfly LaRue]

who at the time was busy with  

[Senedra Sky]

cleaning the kitchen and..  

[maydaymouse]

preparing Fuzzy the hamster's funeral arrangements. He died due to...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

hamster leukemia. It was very sad. In fact it was so sad that...  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

hammy the squirrel, fuzzy's best friend, punched sarah palin in the face. sarah...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Shot Bullwinkle and killed him, leaving Rocky to be sad...  

[Nevar Was the Hatter]

...thereby slipping into a deep depression. Only through revenge could he...  

[B1g_crunch]

Reclaim the championship belt from....  

[maydaymouse]

Pickles the dog. But unfortunately, that has been hidden in...