Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Living Ink]

She liked to make these fancy bear cupcakes and I suspected they were ***** cupcakes...  

[xI Azumi Ix]

The Greater Half of David

XxDestinyMoonxX

The Greater Half of David

Because I was in love with her older sister.

I don't have an older sister...Well I do but she died years ago...

I'm so sorry I had no idea.

(( she doesnt have an older sister, she has a younger one. me XD jkjk we live near each other though.....we go to the same school..... we're like sisters. THE GIRL LIES!! XDD ))

It wasnt working.  

[Asra Karimi]

She loved the bunny more then me crying  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He thought I lived in the pass to much  

[ShadowWraith17]

the doll scared me  

[Teh Cream Soda]

I hated his tatoos AND HE KNEW IT. But he just... KEPT....GETTING... MORE.... NYAH. T . T

Big Ol' Jerk. D:  

[ShadowWraith17]

the goggles were too much of a turn off  

[SalemsKnight]

Not the biggest p***s... :X  

[ShadowWraith17]

his idea of foreplay was dressing up like a super hero and tossing me out the window  

[Chaton Atomique]

Too many bones, not enough meat.  

[-MysticCherri-]

no p***s at all  

[[ Loor ]]

Poked funn at my non-p***s. razz  

[Chaton Atomique]

She refuses to wax. whee  

[[ Loor ]]

She ate my p***y...
Now I gots no p***y!?!?
p***y come back!  

[Herr Sinne]

Never really satisfied me.