Never ending story......

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

farted really loudly. Everyone who smelled it...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

became her loyal minions. She demanded them to give her a piggy back ride wherever she went, and whoever dropped her was sentenced to death. Eternal...  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

, drunk and tired, accidentally dropped her. but he would not go without a fight, resulting in an intense potato gun duel. jax's potato gun...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

...exploded, which resulted in potato chips flying everywhere. They had three flavours: ketchup, sour cream & onion, and...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Boggis' personal favorite, Chicken. Boris thought eternal would win for sure...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

which he did by shooting a potato right at Jax's...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Heart. The force that shot the potato was so strong, and the speed of the potato was so fast, it killed Jax. Boris then handed Eternal a gold middle and a rainbow trophy for winning first place and breaking the record for fastest killing. Then,  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

the raccoon that jax tried to rape came rushing out of the forest with a stereo and start dancing to "can't touch this." eternal grabbed his potato gun...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

..and shot the ******** stereo. The stereo was knocked far into the ocean where it was swallowed by a...  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

cross between a zebra and a platypus (the ultimate awesome). the raccoon swam after the stereo only to be...  

[B1g_crunch]

grabbed and eaten by Stephen Colbert Jr., who then attended a sweet rave party as an act of teenage rebellion, only to...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Die, due to having a sausage tied to his thigh, cutting off blood circulation. The Doctors...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

...laughed at him. This was all caught on video and uploaded to YouTube which resulted in...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

The world laughing itself to death. Now that everyone died, Boris was lonely...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

...which resulted in him batting a ball of yarn against the wall. Unfortunately the yarn bounced back and hit him in they eye which resulted in...